Imagine if someone committed a crime pertaining to this site.

Since there's an archive of everything, I'm sure there would be some poor attorney out there who would have to read every single character of every single post of every single thread of every single board on here.

Why not just program AI to do that?

>>2
If you're programming AI "to" do something in particular, you're doing it wrong.

>>3
Not really. AI is a failed concept.

>>4
This.

when Nikita finally kills someone I want my 'HAX MY ANUS' to be read in the court of law. I also want a court-appointed linguist to analyze the meaning of 'your're are'

>>6
animals are people too

>>7
Shut it, cannibal.

JJ: MIKE?... WHAT TIME IS IT?

Mike: 5:30. I DECIDED ZONKER HAS A POINT. MAYBE WE SHOULD BE GETTING UP EARLIER TO CONSERVE ENERGY.

JJ: MIKE, JUST BECAUSE ZONKER'S LOST HIS MIND DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO LOSE YOURS! GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK, WILLYA? YOU HAVE THE MOST OVERWROUGHT CONSCIENCE IN AMERICA!

Silence.

Mike: THERE'S SOME TRUTH TO THAT.

Zonker: HEY! WHO LEFT THE NIGHT LIGHT ON

www.doonesbury.com

Archives are the work of Satan.

a crime pertaining to this site

I first read this as ``a crime pertaining to this shite''.

>>11
same thing really

gas the site! Race war now!