The Virgin Touhou Fairies vs The Chad Sailor Scouts

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The Virgin Touhous:
Barely capable of inflicting frost damage on frogs
No boyfriends, fail at romance
Made by a virgin neet
Merchandise consist of third-rate Chinese plastic crap
Audience consists of shmup neckbeards
Cosplayed mostly by neckbeards(Gaaay)
Serve as comedic relief for the game

The Chad Sailor Scouts:
Defeat Galactic scale villains bent on total destruction
Tons of Chad Boyfriends and lovestruck villains
Made by a talented team of animators and authored by a woman
Official merchandise and spin-off products for all audiences
Popular at cosplay and anime subculture
Serve as moral examples of good