Name: Anonymous 2018-06-17 14:42
A girl I've known for nearly twenty years, been best friends with for 7 and dated for two finally farted in my presence.
She was curled up on my lap. We were laughing at something her brother said. She then laughed so hard she farted. Since I was already laughing, my only reaction was to stop laughing and stare in unbelief at her for several awkward moments. When I finally collected myself and started to say something, she cut me off "and that's how it happened" she said. I was speechless for a bit longer and dove in with awkward small talk.
What is your best significant other "first fart" story? Mine feels very anti-climactic.
She was curled up on my lap. We were laughing at something her brother said. She then laughed so hard she farted. Since I was already laughing, my only reaction was to stop laughing and stare in unbelief at her for several awkward moments. When I finally collected myself and started to say something, she cut me off "and that's how it happened" she said. I was speechless for a bit longer and dove in with awkward small talk.
What is your best significant other "first fart" story? Mine feels very anti-climactic.