Poor Stallman

I'm so sad right now.

commies

Anyone immediately jumping to the "commies" strawman is asking to be dismissed out of hand, in the same way as if someone called Amazon fascists just because their warehouse workers have to wear diapers to work because they're not allowed bathroom breaks.

windows

A gaming OS for children fits the tone of your post perfectly, so no surprises there.

near-completely eradicate computer viruses

I see a career as a stand-up comedian in your future.