What’s the first thing I see?

Really? I come on this board for the first time in years and what’s the first thing I see? A fucking BBC thread. And no, I don’t mean the British Broadcasting Corporation. What is wrong with you people? Honestly, what slice of your brain are you missing? That can be the only explanation of why you are such mentally degenerative, abnormal, outlying individuals. I could write a psychology paper on a single one of you and make more advancements in the field than Sigmund Freud did in his entire lifetime. At what point did you become so... I don’t even know the word. Odd? Weird? Strange? I try to see the best in all people on this planet, but I honestly think that you are beyond saving. I hope reincarnation does exist, because to know that there are individuals who have wasted their one shot at sentience imagining a black man impregnating their partner on this mess of a site is, quite frankly, depressing.