Smoke weed every day

SUNDAY: smoke weed
MONDAY: smoke weed
TUESDAY: smoke weed while listening to INFECTED MUSHROOM
WEDNESDAY: write a web browser un 512KiB while smoking weed
Thursday: smoke weed
FRIDAY: smoke weed and collect welfare tendies
SATURDAY: smoke weed and have a big dick

Life is easy when you're a retarded stoner with free neetbux weed dude.

1) why do you start the week with a sunday
2) where do you get your d0pe w33d (need to use 1337 to bypass my moms wordfilter, hope you understand what the numbers mean)