Anonymous ID:J5WYmjdY Tue 08 Oct 2024 12:01:30 No.484189178 Report
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>>484189782 >>484192411 >>484195281>>484186508>>484188181>too moved by something i heard/read/saw, too interested in something
"HOLY SHIT BABE I just saw that Baby Yoda might be coming to super smash on my Switch, oh my god it'd be so awesome that might mean that we could get Rey as a character too!!!!"
the simple answer is that if you aren't naturally a dangerous schizoid, degenerate criminal, or hyperchad, most women are settling
no amount of acting will change whether you are or aren't one of these
my wife likes to joke that I "fooled her" because she thought I was like a party dude doing drugs in college, when in reality after we started dating it turns out I had my shit together.
the truth is that I had my shit together despite doing baffling amounts of psychedelics because i am a bateman meme schizoid that puts on a human suit to go to work.
having been in a relationship with my wife for ten years and married for four, I'll give you some of the best advice for women that you'll ever get:
>never apologize for anything unless it's something that could genuinely socially ruin you or get you put in jail if it gets out. by that I mean never apologize for "ugh you weren't even listening to me when i was talking to you while you were trying to fix your car"
>you get one cry per decade. I was stupid and used mine up and was lucky it didn't destroy me. a free pass is your mom dying. use it wisely
>women like to make you get angry. you can get angry, but you have to do it in a funny/passionate/playful way. never get genuinely angry, that's a shit test
>if she does dumb shit, put her in the doghouse for a period of time that you've cooked up, and do not break that time period. they're like children and they stop respecting you if you let them out of time-out early
>all sex is performative, but not for her. she wants you to live out a testosterone-fueled fantasy, using her body. this is the key to good sex.
