Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines everywhere!

Terrible!

I told my wife this joke and she pretended not to hear.

>>3
Why do you have a wife? I thought you guys were smart.

>>4
I know, I have 6 concubines. They cook for me, clean for me, do my laundry, and ride my cock while I code.

>>5
Fuck you asshole, leave some for the rest of us. Unless over half of them are male, in which case I retract my statement.

>>6
FAGGOT

>>4
Like >>5, I have many women. However I moved to Yemen so that I could marry them with the appearance of legitimacy. I have 16 wives who all have to do my bidding. Mostly I demand they listen to jokes I have stolen from the internet. They sit stone-faced around the family table and endure an hour of jokes before I allow them to eat dinner.

>>8
Don't you have to be muslim for that? Also how many of them are fugly?

>>8
You could have a pack of autistic dogs who fetch your slippers and your newspaper every morning, and you would still be a retard for doing such thing.

Having just one wife is a stupid enough lifelong choice and having a bunch of sandnigger wives isn't any better.

>>10
Cheap-ass maid labour. One of the great perks of having a concubine, dog. Why not hack your life with them? Better than doing it all yourself.

>>11
Do you also pay cheap-ass Indians to program for you? Why pay niggers who do a half-assed job when you can do the job yourself and be satisfied with it?

What will happen when your al-muslim al-salamiboom al-sandniggerettes explode their cunts in front of the glorious Israeli Knesset? Will you drown in your own filth because you can't even make your own bed?

>>12
Tsk ignorant white scum.

>>13
Says the spoiled white kid who can't make his own bed and probably pays Mexicans to do it.

>>10,12,13
I don't think I can put it better than this:
http://youtu.be/188gh0HRUEk

>>15
I don't feel like clicking that link.

>>12

while I code.

So no. No indians in my code, except the public git repos. But again that is community code.

Also, why do you assume I am Muslim, live in the Middle East, and think I am a dirty prick, because I hack all aspects of my live, including my diet? The fact that I used british english should be enough for you decipher I am not. Not everyone thinks a wife is a commitment you have glorify as a goddess with your time and money. You are just not thinking like a programmer, programming maids to work for you. The easy way is to get children, and indoctrinate them early, like most cultures do. The modern way is to make contracts, with servitude as a requirement. If you paid for your ISP, you already use that type of service. You just don't see it on your TOS or their web page.

>>14
I don't cause I have other things to do, like plan a cargo from Brazil to Taipei at the max load, without the sight of US bases intercepting; not because my bed will pay me, at the benefit of customers in Taiwan. Plus Mexicans are more cultured than you, antagonizer.

>>10-17
Stop it, faggots. I nearly got an aneurysm reading all of this. This reminds me of a thread on 7chan, I don't like this type of trolling.

>>18
Sorry. I'll stop. This was supposed to be a lame joke thread. My bad,

why do you assume I am Muslim
The fact that I used british english should be enough for you decipher I am not

lel

>>18
Sorry, I'll stop too.