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How do I know if a girl likes me?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-19 23:27

I could use some help...

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:04

>>39
retard part of the retard group (6th edgy division)

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:07

>>39
their motto ``WE ARE FAGGOTS''

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:11

>>38,40-42
Natural selection will take care of you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:18

Oh man, Saturday night on /progrider/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 4:30

>>43
Darwin is dead, Wilson soon will be dead, and Dawkins too. I'll burn down some of the rainforest more and say ``Where is your evolution now? Where are your primates now? Where is your natural selection now? I, by the decree of God, select out this nigger rainforest!

Name: grey 2013-12-29 5:27

>>45
wat

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 15:12

>>45
You forgot your ''

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-30 11:30

what a lovely thread

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-30 13:39

>>47
No, he didn't. Everything from the ```' in >>43 to the `''' in >>47 is his masterfully designe quote. You have fallen completely into his trap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-30 15:47

>>49
H-how?!?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 15:35

Ask her out and see if she says yes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 18:46

OP here, sorry you guys wasted your time on my thread. I just realized there is no way she could like me. How could a beautiful girl like her like an awkward mental midget programmer who cant even make her iphone apps?

Fuck my shit life.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 19:30

>>52
Hey look at it like this, atleast you met a women, unlike me.

Name: sage 2013-12-31 19:55

>>52
People are weird. She might find you attractive for reasons you cannot begin to imagine.

mental midget programmer
You probably have more computer and computer science knowledge than 98% of people.

cant even make her iphone apps
iPhone a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 20:44

>>52
I know it's a cliche to say you should act confident, but do. It takes you a ridiculously long way to dating out of your league, which it's fair to say is nice. This helps even when already in a relationship.

Also, a programmer writes words that change reality. There's no reason not to be confident.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-31 21:59

>>53-55
Then it's decided. As it appears this website is full of nice people, I will do my best to appear as normal as possible and find a way to have conversations with her until I casually slip in an activity we can do together.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 0:25

>>55
Also, a programmer writes words that change reality.

I like that. I also read once on the old /prog/, a description of programming, something along the lines of ``By programming, I make others obsolete for a living''. That was funny.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 1:30

>>52
If you're interested in a girl who uses a portable tracking device made by the company of the turtleneck sweater wearing Jew, you might want to reconsider your standards.

I bet even Nikita's girlfriend is smarter than that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 7:13

>>35
Depending on the maturity of the speaker, creep is often used as a synonym for ``different''.

>>58
Nikita's girl friend is either as bright as Nikita and open minded enough to accept him, or as eccentric as he is in the same way. Maybe she also has it out for the jews. I would like to see them spam /prog/ together, or perhaps do a Q&A.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 15:35

>>59
This and Cudder coming here would make /prog/rider complete.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 20:50

So everyone has just accepted that Nikita isn't lying?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-01 22:15

>>61
I doubt anyone really cares either way.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-02 0:42

>>61
I never considered the possibility he was lying. He's always been honest.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-02 1:35

>>61
Nikita is a lot of things, but I doubt he's a liar. I mean, if he was going to self-aggrandize, would he describe being more or less institutionalized from age six?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-02 6:18

>>64

he never said that did he?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-02 6:38

>>65
Maybe he was exaggerating, or maybe it was more temporary, but he did describe something to that effect, and the bullies there.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-03 0:26

>>66

never saw that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-03 2:32

>>67

I'm looking for it again.

Lack of school: https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1363536861

In the mean time these sql queries yield funny results in the sqlite prog.db.

select * from posts where post like '%job%' and post like '%russia%';
select * from posts where post like '%neet%' and post like '%russia%';

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-03 2:45

>>68
I was interested in attention, I would be in /b/, crossdressing into sailor moon.
Goddamn, I love this guy so fucking much. And all of you as well!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-03 11:23

>>68

but he didnt say he was institutionalized did he?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-03 13:01

>>70
I was referring to the time he was sent from normal school to some kind of school for developmentally delayed children, or whatever the Russian equivalent is. I guess that isn't an institution, in that one doesn't live there, but it's close enough.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-04 0:28

>>71

I didn't see that one.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-11 5:40


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