Hilarious joke at expense of economists

"There are three men on a train. One of them is an economist and one of them is a logician and one of them is a mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland (I don't know why they are going to Scotland) and they see a brown cow standing in a field from the window of the train (and the cow is standing parallel to the train). And the economist says, 'Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.' And the logician says, 'No. There are cows in Scotland of which at least one is brown.' And the mathematician says, 'No. There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.' And this is funny because economists are not real scientists and because logicians think more clearly, but mathematicians are best."

Hilarious joke at expense of feminists

"Question: 'How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?' Answer: 'Not funny!' And this is funny because of the somewhat justified perception that feminists cannot 'take' many jokes that most people can."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMEFcYij2uY

"I had a dog named Haskell and he had no nose. How did he smell? Terrible! This is funny because the dog may smell terrible as dogs sometimes do, but it is also terrible that the dog has no nose, hence there is a double meaning and there may even be more. It's also funny because of the use of italics.

>>4
You forgot your closing quotes. I'm seriously upset.

>>5
Sorry, I just wanted your comment in the joke too!"

Hilarious joke at expense of autists

"I enclosed this paragraph in quotation marks but omitted the closing mark. This is funny because people with autism are bound to not only notice the omission, but also become uncomfortable.

>>4
Oh and I forgot to add another possible meaning of the joke is that the dog's sense of smell is terrible, since the dog has no noes.

>>7
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There. Now I can move on with my life.

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>>10,11
Die in a fire, you fucking nigger cock lovers.

>>12
Perhaps you're thinking of resolving this entire unmatched parenthesis and LaTeX environment issue by posting the corresponding closing counterparts. But what will you do about this (in particular, [what will you do) about this]?

What do you call >>12-autist, sitting alone, in an empty room?

Overnumerousness.

>>13
) (i.e. the same thing I do when there's ("asdf)" in Lisp))
>>10
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>>11
I know what it means to you, but that means nothing to me.

>>7 etc.
If you're here, you're either assburgers or in the wrong fucking place, man.

Being bothered by stuff like missing quotation sings is actually a tell-tale sign of neuroticism.
Not that I'm surprised.

>>15
but i'm not assburgers yet i feel at home here

>>17
That surprises me. What draws you to programming? Do you have a similar mental abnormality?