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Russia bans McDonalds

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-31 2:57

http://english.pravda.ru/business/companies/25-07-2014/128162-mcdonalds_russia-0/

that is official, coming from now reinstated http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda newspaper.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-17 12:37

Russia plans to ban foreign software, because Google and Microsoft are evil capitalists
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/world/2014-08/15/c_126878138.htm

The likely result would be dropping Windows in favor of some unstable Linux alternative with ugly GUI. Because slaves don't deserve high quality American software.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-17 12:39

>>121

China already does that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Flag_Linux

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-17 12:41

>>122

Chinese internet cafes were being required to switch to Red Flag Linux even if they were using genuine copies of the Windows OS.
Yay! Freedom!

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-17 16:37

Putin has restored the "propiska" law:
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/opinion/article/the-propiska-sends-russia-back-to-the-ussr/474085.html
http://basman.mos.ru/presscenter/news/detail/987643.html

now to get a job or live outside of your home city, you have to get a permission from government, or be punished by up to 3 years in jail. Of course getting a work permission costs a lot of money and they may refuse it you outright.

Basically, citizens of Russia need a permission to work at Russia, so a lot of Russian citizens instantly became felons.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-17 16:45

>>124
a lot of people are already on their way to jail
http://www.regnum.ru/news/accidents/1836648.html
http://www.baltinfo.ru/2014/07/18/V-Kronshtadte-v-iyune-vozbudili-5-del-po-faktu-fiktivnoi-registratcii-migrantov-438296

because they changed their residence without government permission. Like the good old USSR.

Name: /prog/ 2014-08-17 17:05

shh

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-17 20:12

This patriotic site exposes the homosexual conspiration against Putin:
http://www.segodnia.ru/content/142757

Yeah. That is no joke! Gays are conspiring against the tight Putin's anus. In the eyes of true russian patriot all gays are American spies, probing the depths of national security.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-17 20:16

>>127
probing the depths of national security
I hope this literally appears in the article.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-17 20:37

>>128

No. But they have introduced lot of other cool terms, like Fascist Eurosodom, Axis of Sodomy, Gay Mafia, Pederastic International, "International Support for Our Homeland Pederasts". These are literal.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-18 3:56

Axis of Sodomy
my favorite. They should make a logo and stamp it on that pink tank.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-19 12:35

Russia is trying to introduce "conscription tax":
http://topwar.ru/28480-20-procentov-dlya-uklonista.html

basically, any draft evader will be forced to give 20% of his income to the government, because you know, conquering Europe costs money.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-19 14:28

Putin has ordered to build 380 new churches in Moscow:
http://www.yaplakal.com/forum3/topic892238.html

using public's money of course, because religion increases troops morale and religious population is Putin's main electorate. So basically Russia also has hidden church tax:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_tax

you pay it even if you are atheist.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-19 14:32

>>132

Also, Church itself is tax exempt, yet owns a lot businesses, like selling vodka and books (most of which are apparent anti-western propaganda).

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-19 16:13

The Polish metal is not the only banned in Russia, they have also banned Sabaton, because of Nazis
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/wtf/sabaton_banned_in_russia_as_nazis.html

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-19 16:33

>>134

Sabaton sucks anus

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-19 20:19

You aren't a rock band until a government bans your music.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-19 21:40

>>135
What about Black Sabbath? Although I imagine Children Of the Grave can get banned because of anti-government lyrics.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-19 22:01

>>137

Black Sabbath doesn't sucks anus.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-19 22:47

Russia has deported a family, because mother had American citizenship
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/american-born-mom-jennifer-gaspar-being-expelled-russia-n182906

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-20 13:16

Russia funds centrifugal forces, destabilizing America, with a plan to turn it into several dictatorships
http://www.aim.org/aim-column/exposing-putins-propaganda/

In a nutshell, Putin funds the black leaders, hispanic mafia, Ron Paul and this racist David Duke - all together they produce a lot of propaganda on youtube, targeting respective audiences. If NSA and DHS fail, America will join the Ukraine and Muslim states, because cranks, like David Duke, will surely establish Amish style fundamentalist dictatorship.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-20 15:40

>>140
This is good

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-20 18:25

Russia holds show, portraying Ukraine as a loli committing suicide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaXKGToxduE#t=238

the irony is that Russia breaks its own law, banning suicide propaganda.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-20 21:12

>>142

Isn't that sexualisation of children too, making the lolis wear short dresses and make alluring poses to the camera??

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-21 3:17

>>142
That was kinda disturbing. The way Youtube kept switching between 720p and 144p made it look like some really weird snuff film that a bunch of savages were watching live.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-21 11:08

Finally, Russia closes McDonald's restaurants
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/20/mcdonalds-russia-closes-moscow-branches-sanitary-violations

it is speculated, that McDonald's will be replaced by local kebab sellers, which are well known for their sanitary conditions, like reusing dish plates, without washing them properly and having no toilet.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-24 16:09

Russia is looting the occupied territory:
http://www.euronews.com/2014/08/23/ukraine-accuses-russian-aid-convoy-of-stealing-factory-equipment/

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-25 7:15

>>146
aid convoy looting
hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-25 22:22

Russia plans to ban IPhone
http://habrahabr.ru/company/smartgadget/blog/234557/

IPhones already has hard time in Russia:
http://fortune.com/2013/07/16/saying-nyet-to-apples-iphone/

Angry Russian breaks soulless western technology, because of NSA spying
http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/07/russia-bans-eu-food-imports-watch-this-angry-russian-destroy-everything-western-he-owns-4824566/

anyway, most Russians still use cheap numpad phones.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-25 23:05

>>148
This is a good thing.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 12:07

>>149
But Android is even worse.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 13:08

>>150

Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 13:51

Refuges from Ukraine are being sent to the former Gulag (Magadan):
https://news.pn/en/public/111179

Next time they should launch refuges to the moon, because far east is the worst part of Russia: really cold there, no jobs, no infrastructure, cost of living is high (heating and logistics ain't cheap).

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 14:29

>>152

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magadan

What a nice place, maybe they should send the jews there.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 14:33

>>152
They should slowly starting expanding making east russia liveable

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 14:44

>>154

No economic justification for that. The colder the climate, the higher is the cost of maintaining population. Government sends there unwanted people in hope that they will die. Mining engineers and workers are all from outside of the region, working their shifts and having families in Moscow.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 14:46

>>153

Actually, they tried:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Autonomous_Oblast

but Jews were too smart and ran away for Israel, because you know it is too cold there for a sandnigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 15:04

>>156
That's about as north as north france and south uk, It's not that cold there

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 15:12

>>157

Today France is 70F, while Birobidzhan is 55F. So no.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 15:34

>>158
Fuck off nigger, everyone who uses fahrenheit is a subhuman who must die, why the hell would you do that? Why? You little shit

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 16:12

>>159-shi is correct, next time use a unit that's more widely accepted, like Rankine.
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