/prog/ survey thread

Please fill out the survey /prog/! If you only use /lounge/, then please either kill yourself or take the survey anyway. Also, please give serious replies only. Remember, G-d is watching.

1. When did you find /prog/?
2. How old are you?
3. What race are you?
4. What is your favorite food?
5. Do you prefer The Sussman or The Abelson?
6. Do you prefer books or ebooks?
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
8. What is your favorite color?
9. Have you ever masturbated at work?
10. What other boards do you visit?
11. What is your political alignment?
12. Have you ever lied on a resume?
13. What is your favorite scented candle scent?
14. Do you have a valid Windows license?
15. What country are you from?
16. Do you have a medical license?
17. What city are you from?
18. Do you prefer Reddit or Tumblr?
19. Have you ever masturbated while driving?
20. Do you have a positive or negative view of quantum computers?
21. Do you have a positive or negative view of rape?
22. What is the longest cock that you can take?
23. Have you ever abused an animal?
24. Do you prefer HD-DVD or BluRay?
25. Do you believe in your friends?
26. What degrees do you fraudulently claim to hold?
27. Have you ever masturbated in a hospital?
28. What gender do you identify as?
29. Are you, or have you ever been, a zoophile?
30. Have you ever masturbated in church?
31. What program are you most proud of?
32. Do you have a positive or negative view of cancer?
33. Have you ever masturbated on a farm?
34. What is your favorite dildo style?
35. What is the longest that you’ve ever lasted during sex?
36. What is your favorite natural language?
37. Do you believe that aliens have contacted humans?
38. What is your favorite video game?
39. Have you ever done drugs?
40. Have you ever been addicted to drugs?
41. Do you have a positive or negative view of chemtrails?
42. What word processor do you use?
43. Have you ever abused a child?
44. How old is your father?
45. Do you have a positive or negative view of sexuality?
46. Do you believe in vampires?
47. Do you have a positive or negative view of pedophilia?
48. What is your favorite number?
49. Do you have a positive or negative view of cursive handwriting?
50. Do you smoke?
51. Do you have any siblings?
52. Do you believe in God?
53. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without working?
54. Do you prefer birds or fish?
55. When did you hit puberty?
56. Do you have any pets?
57. What is your favorite programming language?
58. Have you ever abused network access?
59. Do you drink?
60. Do you have a positive or negative view of vitamin supplements?
61. Have you ever masturbated to cannibalism?
62. Have you ever abused the elderly?
63. Do you prefer Lambda or Cudder?
64. Have you ever masturbated on camera?
65. What is the least complex project you have ever worked on?
66. What programming environment do you use?
67. Do you prefer anime or cartoons?
68. What is the longest that you can stay up?
69. Do you believe in the Holocaust?
70. Do you have a positive or negative view of ebola?
71. Do you believe in magic?
72. What operating system do you use?
73. What is your favorite jelly bean flavor?
74. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without eating?
75. Are you, or have you ever been, a homosexual?
76. Do you have a license to practice law?
77. Do you have a positive or negative view of personal vehicles?
78. Do you prefer PVC or ABS?
79. Do you prefer anal sex or vaginal?
80. What sex are you?
81. Have you ever visited a prostitute?
82. Do you bleach your hair?
83. Are you, or have you ever been, a pedophile?
84. Would you ever suck off a nigger to get drugs?
85. Do you have a positive or negative view of AIDS?
86. Do you have a driver’s license?
87. What is the most complex project you have ever worked on?
88. Do you believe in external reality?
89. Have you ever masturbated in a box?
90. Have you ever pirated software?
91. When did you realize that you were a programmer?
92. Do you have a positive or negative view of space exploration?
93. What keyboard layout do you use?
94. Have you ever masturbated in the mirror?
95. What is the longest that you can hold your breath?
96. Have you ever masturbated on the bus?
97. Have you ever driven while intoxicated?
98. Have you ever masturbated at a funeral?
99. Do you bleach your teeth?
100. Have you ever abused cough syrup?
101. Have you ever masturbated while crying?
102. Do you prefer dogs or cats?
103. Have you ever masturbated in jail?
104. What is your favorite fast-food chain?
105. What degrees do you hold?
106. Do you believe in Bitcoin?
107. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without sex?
108. Do you have a positive or negative view of fracking?
109. Do you prefer American or British spelling?
110. Have you ever masturbated with a knife?
111. Do you bleach your anus?
112. What is your favorite Touhou?
113. Have you ever stolen someone else’s mail?
114. What is your favorite hurricane?
115. Have you made plans for retirement?
116. What is your favorite microprocessor architecture?
117. Do you have a positive or negative view of science?
118. Have you ever masturbated anally?
119. When did you find /prog/riders?
120. Do you have a positive or negative view of Marisa Kirisame?
121. What is your favorite drug?
122. Do you own any stock or stock in a mutual fund?
123. How old is your mother?
124. Do you believe in yourself?
125. Do you prefer screws or nails for doing carpentry work?

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A long time ago
8
asian
cake
Sussman
books
yes
blue
yes
several
national socialism
yes
peppermint
yes
japan
yes
osaka
blogspot
yes
positive
positive
30cm
yes
BR
no, they are imaginary
physics
yes
loli
no
yes
turing complete strong AI. lost it in a HD crash
positive
yes
curved
seven hours
japanese
i know it
demonphobia
yes
yes
positive
photoshop
yes
30
positive
yes
positive
-3.14
positive
yes
yes
yes
forever
birds
never
no
Racket
yes
yes
positive
yes
yes
Xarn
yes
metacircular evaluator for C++
cat>
anime
until 10PM
no
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
yes
RiscOS
chocolate
a day
yes
yes
positive
ABS
anal
girl
yes
yes
yes
yes
positive
yes
hello world in J
no
yes
yes
a few years back
positive
QWERTY
yes
until he cums
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
dogs
yes
taco bell
LOL
yes
a day
positive
merican
yes
yes
Mokou
yes
Katrina
yes
Z80
positive
yes
a long time ago
positive
acid
yes
20
yes
screws

>>2
same

1. When did you find /prog/?

I don't remember.

2. How old are you?

I don't know.

3. What race are you?

I don't know.

4. What is your favorite food?

I don't know.

5. Do you prefer The Sussman or The Abelson?

The Anti-cudder.

6. Do you prefer books or ebooks?

I like both for different reasons.

7. Do you believe in ghosts?

Maybe.

8. What is your favorite color?

I don't know.

9. Have you ever masturbated at work?

I can't remember.

10. What other boards do you visit?

I can't remember.

11. What is your political alignment?

I don't know.

12. Have you ever lied on a resume?

I recently looked upon an old resume and wondered what the fuck I was thinking when I wrote it.

13. What is your favorite scented candle scent?

I don't know.

14. Do you have a valid Windows license?

I don't know.

15. What country are you from?

I don't know,

16. Do you have a medical license?

I don't know.

17. What city are you from?

I don't know.

18. Do you prefer Reddit or Tumblr?

What are these?

19. Have you ever masturbated while driving?

No. That would be irresponsible.

20. Do you have a positive or negative view of quantum computers?

I am indifferent.

21. Do you have a positive or negative view of rape?

I am against rape outside the scope of jokes with bad taste.

22. What is the longest cock that you can take?

I think I could take quite a bit.

23. Have you ever abused an animal?

No.

24. Do you prefer HD-DVD or BluRay?

No preference.

25. Do you believe in your friends?

Friends?

26. What degrees do you fraudulently claim to hold?

None.

27. Have you ever masturbated in a hospital?

I can't remember.

28. What gender do you identify as?

I don't know.

29. Are you, or have you ever been, a zoophile?

No.

30. Have you ever masturbated in church?

I can't remember.

31. What program are you most proud of?

Proud?

32. Do you have a positive or negative view of cancer?

I have positive views of the astrological sign.

33. Have you ever masturbated on a farm?

I can't remember.

34. What is your favorite dildo style?

I haven't tried enough to decide.

35. What is the longest that you’ve ever lasted during sex?

I can't remember.

36. What is your favorite natural language?

I'm illiterate.

37. Do you believe that aliens have contacted humans?

I can't remember.

38. What is your favorite video game?

I can't remember.

39. Have you ever done drugs?

I can't remember.

40. Have you ever been addicted to drugs?

I can't remember.

41. Do you have a positive or negative view of chemtrails?

I don't know.

42. What word processor do you use?

I don't process words.

43. Have you ever abused a child?

No.

44. How old is your father?

I can't remember.

45. Do you have a positive or negative view of sexuality?

I don't know.

46. Do you believe in vampires?

Maybe.

47. Do you have a positive or negative view of pedophilia?

I have negative views of the actual act of pedophilia but not of pedophiles who never abuse a child.

48. What is your favorite number?

There's too many.

49. Do you have a positive or negative view of cursive handwriting?

It's hard to read but it looks more pretty.

50. Do you smoke?

I can't remember.

51. Do you have any siblings?

I can't remember.

52. Do you believe in God?

I can't remember.

53. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without working?

I can't remember.

54. Do you prefer birds or fish?

I can't remember.

55. When did you hit puberty?

I can't remember.

56. Do you have any pets?

I can't remember.

57. What is your favorite programming language?

I don't know.

58. Have you ever abused network access?

Maybe. How do you define abuse?

59. Do you drink?

I can't remember.

60. Do you have a positive or negative view of vitamin supplements?

I don't know.

61. Have you ever masturbated to cannibalism?

Uhm. I don't know.

62. Have you ever abused the elderly?

No.

63. Do you prefer Lambda or Cudder?

I like both.

64. Have you ever masturbated on camera?

Uhm. I don't know.

65. What is the least complex project you have ever worked on?

I can't remember.

66. What programming environment do you use?

I don't know.

67. Do you prefer anime or cartoons?

I like a little of both.

68. What is the longest that you can stay up?

Do you refer to the ability to stay awake or to sustain an erection?

69. Do you believe in the Holocaust?

I can't remember.

70. Do you have a positive or negative view of ebola?

I hope we don't all die.

71. Do you believe in magic?

Maybe.

72. What operating system do you use?

I can't remember.

73. What is your favorite jelly bean flavor?

I don't know.

74. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without eating?

I'm not sure.

75. Are you, or have you ever been, a homosexual?

I don't know.

76. Do you have a license to practice law?

I don't think so.

77. Do you have a positive or negative view of personal vehicles?

I don't want to be run over.

78. Do you prefer PVC or ABS?

I don't know what that is.

79. Do you prefer anal sex or vaginal?

Uhm. I don't know.

80. What sex are you?

Unisex.

81. Have you ever visited a prostitute?

No.

82. Do you bleach your hair?

I don't think so.

83. Are you, or have you ever been, a pedophile?

Uhm. No.

84. Would you ever suck off a nigger to get drugs?

I might suck off a nigger if such a nigger was a handsome gentleman.

85. Do you have a positive or negative view of AIDS?

I hope we don't all die.

86. Do you have a driver’s license?

I don't know.

87. What is the most complex project you have ever worked on?

I can't remember.

88. Do you believe in external reality?

Maybe.

89. Have you ever masturbated in a box?

What kind of box?

90. Have you ever pirated software?

I don't think so.

91. When did you realize that you were a programmer?

When I discovered teledildontics.

92. Do you have a positive or negative view of space exploration?

I'd rather explore ani with my penis.

93. What keyboard layout do you use?

I can't remember.

94. Have you ever masturbated in the mirror?

Uhm. I don't know. Maybe.

95. What is the longest that you can hold your breath?

I don't know.

96. Have you ever masturbated on the bus?

No.

97. Have you ever driven while intoxicated?

No.

98. Have you ever masturbated at a funeral?

No.

99. Do you bleach your teeth?

Maybe.

100. Have you ever abused cough syrup?

I can't remember.

101. Have you ever masturbated while crying?

Yes.

102. Do you prefer dogs or cats?

I can't remember.

103. Have you ever masturbated in jail?

I don't think I've been to jail yet.

104. What is your favorite fast-food chain?

I like in and out because I go in and out. in and out. in and out!

105. What degrees do you hold?

AA in shit posting.

106. Do you believe in Bitcoin?

I'm aware that it exists and is used by some people.

107. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without sex?

I decline to state.

108. Do you have a positive or negative view of fracking?

FRACK MY ANUS!

109. Do you prefer American or British spelling?

I accept both.

110. Have you ever masturbated with a knife?

That sounds very risky. No.

111. Do you bleach your anus?

Not yet.

112. What is your favorite Touhou?

Cinro.

113. Have you ever stolen someone else’s mail?

No.

114. What is your favorite hurricane?

Katrina.

115. Have you made plans for retirement?

No.

116. What is your favorite microprocessor architecture?

Z80

117. Do you have a positive or negative view of science?

It exists and some people think they can do stuff with it and add new stuff to it.

118. Have you ever masturbated anally?

I can't remember.

119. When did you find /prog/riders?

When admin-nigger-kike-hime-cunt-muffin made it.

120. Do you have a positive or negative view of Marisa Kirisame?

I don't like it when she bullies me.

121. What is your favorite drug?

Jenkim.

122. Do you own any stock or stock in a mutual fund?

I can't remember.

123. How old is your mother?

I can't remember.

124. Do you believe in yourself?

I think that I exist, but I'm not sure.

125. Do you prefer screws or nails for doing carpentry work?

I penetrate wood with my penis and use my cum as adhesive. My dung mixed with hay is a good insulator and provides bricks. Once it dries I can burn it in my fireplace.

>>3 >>5

implying anyone cares and answering all 125 question

medicine needs some new spectrum for your level of autism.

>>6
Optimise you are (are you?) quotes onegai

>>6
Yes, optimise yarr quotes.

>>6
Epic implying meme /g/ro ;)

>>8>>7>>9

optimize my ass

1 - 125

Yes.

My favorite Touhou is Momiji and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Jews have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at goyim's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?

I have a masturbated on camera and I have a positive vie on Marisa.

My favorite Rabbi is Moshe Feinstein and I hate youkai because of their shameless disruption of the peace in Gensokyo, which they caused thanks to the bouts of a few whimsical barbarians who were bored. It has been over 18 years ago, yet you're still using the same excuse to make a fuss about ANYTHING: the Scarlet Mist incident, the Late Spring incident, the atrocities you're committing against the sacred lands you STOLE thanks to your miko friend in the Hakurei Shrine.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 18 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because the lazy miko will let you and your kind stay at the shrine.
Can you imagine a doctor at a rural village being excused for the catastrophe she caused just because some smug doctor stepped on her grandfather's thesis? It would be inexcusable, but then again youkai have their friend in the Great Hakurei Shrine who loves to hold tea parties, all possible by tugging at an otaku's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the Human Village then are you still wasting no effort to instigate fear and manipulate public opinione, youkai?

>>13

Epik

>>13

yet you're still using the same excuse to make a fuss about ANYTHING

Your words are like another shoah in my ears

It's like a shoah in my Anus!

>>13

Can you imagine a doctor at a rural village being excused for the catastrophe she caused just because some smug doctor stepped on her grandfather's thesis?

Back to Otakufront, cocksucker. Takano did nothing wrong.

>>1

brb suiciding

>>17
Rika was victim of her Jewish schemes. You think she did nothing wrong? Fuck off and die.

>>19

Rika was a jewish schemer. And she gets bukakked by the old men of Hinamizawa every night. Thanks for listening.

>>19
Rika was scum. She was a false prophet who mislead the dumb sheeple into thinking she was a god so she could control them and not have to do any work. Disgusting, degenerate kike behavior.

>>21

Yes. A manipulative little witch.

>>22
And a cocktease little slut, driving men wild. No wonder Takano had to put her in her place.

>>23

Using that slutty flimsy dress that barely covers her body, I bet every night she gulped down gallons of cum from the man of the village

>>20-24
Is your ass sore because your favorite blonde kike couldn't kill an entire village? Good.

>>25
I'm just doing my job exposing the unpleasant truth.

>>26

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRNbqTzLmyQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcT3SDBZZIc

/jewtube/

>>28
はうう〜

Rika was a good girl who was corrupted by the evil and sly Hanyuu into being bitter and whorish.

>>31
Neither Rika nor Hanyuu did any wrong. Stop it already with your lies, Takano loving nigger.

>>32
Wrong! Hanyuu turned Rika into a cockthirsty little slut beyond repair. Then she tried to run Takano out of town because she was prettier and Miyo had kick her ass to salvage her womanly pride.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1711268?tags=furude_rika

>>34
Thank G-d someone else acknowledges Gelbooru's objective inferiority to Danbooru. Though Danbooru is kind of shitty too.

>>34
Holy shit, I love Rika so much!

>>35

I usually prefer pixiv, but it wasn't an option this time.

>>35
The only thing gelbooru is good for is loli. Its quality control and tags are abysmal compared to danbooru.

Some day I'll learn enough moonrunes to use pixiv.

>>37
What do you mean ``not an option''? They have lots of Rika pics.

>>39

But that jif in particular was not there. I wanted to post it.