WebIDL

https://wiki.mozilla.org/WebAPI/DeviceStorageAPI

is that a C# clone? why inventing new language, instead of reusing javascript or C? why do these retards need partial interfaces?

I never understood why there are soa many variations of languages for basically the same tasks. Just use C foar moast common proagramming tasks.

I get the idea that academics need to create moar of these things to justify their positions.

>>2
There are many things that you will never understand. You have never given this issue any thought before reading this thread, nor could you have even imagined that such an issue would exist. You also have no idea what C is (maybe a vague idea of what javashit is), and any other programming terms are just things you picked up during your recent tenure here.

Nevertheless, you are correct. Congratulations at having, through pure chance of properly arranging a set of words, assembled something that happened to resemble the truth.

>>3

[Y]ou are correct.

That was all you had to say. Then you vomited all over the rest of yoar poasting. I will admit yoar roal foar you: You are an asshoal.

I wish I could hate you to death.

Then we could attend a fishing event, seeking the largest bass. Ah, imagine the hot sun, a few coald brews, and much laughter and enjoyment.

>>4
Forgive me, I was being an asshole. But you see, my wife and three children just died. They were there right in front of me, and then, BAM, gone. They are Ebola-chan's family now. And to make matters worse, my parents were beheaded by ISIS and I ran over an illegal immigrant. One of the worst days of my life, but I shouldn't have taken it out on you. To make it up to you, I propose marriage.

I wish I could hate you to death.

Why don't you come over to live at my place? You can be my new wife. You will finally be able to have sex. I'll ream your tight anus until a roaling pin can pass right through it. You'll even get to wear a cute dress. You know that you want this, you little homo. You know you like to be dominated. All faggots want to be dominated by a cock better than their own. You'll make my meals and swallow my load and get cuddled at night. We can remove your penis and testicles and put you on hormone treatments to make you a real girl immediately.

Then we could attend a fishing event, seeking the largest bass. Ah, imagine the hot sun, a few coald brews, and much laughter and enjoyment.

How about we go out saltwater fishing instead? Now that my parents are beheaded, we can go out on my dad's old boat. It's 50' long and has a generator and an air conditioning system and two bedrooms and a kitchen and a salon and a radar system and satellite phone with the most expensive rates on planet earth. I know this guy who used to have a medical license, so we can take him out to international waters and he can cut your junk off so we can consecrate our marriage.

What do you say?

>>3
Fuck off, RedCream-sama is right. A small memory-safe subset of C should have been used instead of Javashit.

>>5
Javascript is just Scheme with an inconsistent C syntax. And really, the only thing it takes from its Scheme heritage is first class functions.

>>5

What do you say?

Foar once I am nearly speechless. I do not knoa how to properly respond to yoar revelations and offers.

Perhaps I should respond using interpretative dance, foar which words are not required and in fact would be an obstacle anyway. Shall I begin?

A small memory-safe subset of C

memory-safe how? You either end up with something not powerful enough to do what you need or you end up with javashit.

>>9
How the fuck does a memory-safe C imply var nigger = function() {}();
});
();) == false == undefined == null?