Goats do not have fingers. And a /Secert Lounge/ does not exist. Synchroanicity.
A pack of manly riggers set up a drilling rig along with industrial pumps, and have proaceeded to frack yoar anus!
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Anonymous2014-11-02 20:43
>>10 I understand that you probably indeed are a kissless virgin however I feel bad for you for other reasons.. unlike /secert lounge/ which is full of alpha's.
>>20 Yeah, I probably should. But death is scary, you know? What if I mess up? Will you do it for me? I just don't like pain, okay. So it has to be quick. Maybe you could just shoot me in the head while I'm sleeping or something like that. You also have to promise not too tell anyone my secret. I've done my best and I would be very sad if I were to look up one day while burning in hell and find out that it was all for nothing because everyone thinks that I was just manipulating them. In fact, just burn my house down after making sure I'm dead. Sound good?