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I'm careful enough to never actually touch any shit, so I don't need to wash my hands.

You probably don't know this, but there are still some "people" in the civilized world who take balls of tissue and shove them up their ass with bare hands immediately after shitting. Before everybody started using bidets, this was the norm and thus hand-washing was required for hygiene. Unfortunately, the few who still "wipe," while small in numbers, are big in germs, so hand-washing remains a social norm in many places.

>>2
Indians just use their hands.

>>2
You're only touching paper and the clean side at that.

>>2

there are still some "people" in the civilized world who take balls of tissue and shove them up their ass

Who?

>>4-sama is right, I do not touch my poop because I have a bit of brain inside my head. Bidets are for people that do not want a clear butt.

>>5
>>4,6 for starters.