Lately I have realised that I've started to dislike pretty girls. I think it's unfair that they have easy lives which they get just by fluttering their eyelashes. It got worse yesterday when I saw a pretty girl fall over on the street. Her heels snapped and she fell over and I saw up her skirt. Her panties were white with yellow polka dots. She looked embarrassed when she got up and Last night I masturbated to the thought.
>>53 He currently lives in St. Lucia. He admitted on old w4ch though that he had Macedonian blood.
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Anonymous2015-01-24 20:19
>>54 But of course, we still have no evidence that the RedCream here is indeed the RedCream of w4ch. I have always expected that he's just some loser posting under his name.
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RedCream2015-01-25 1:36
I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma that will never admit its roal oar reveal its power level. I am the dot at the end of each sentence. Do you clearly see each ripple in the surface of a poatatoa chip? That is alsoa me. I am many things. I bring character to structure and inchoateness to anticipation. I am the burst of moalecular moation in all exultant exclamations.
PUMBLENUTS ◄──── I am not these, however.
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Anonymous2015-01-25 11:39
>>56 That sounded a lot like Vivec's Sermons, lol.
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Anonymous2015-01-25 11:47
Finally the Chancellor of Deanonimization appeared, and he was perfect to look upon from every angle. RedCream understood the challenge immediately and said:
'Deanonimization is for the puzzle-box logicians and girls of white glamour who harbor it on their own time. I am a letter written in uncertainty.'
The Chancellor bowed his head and smiled fifty different and perfect ways all at once. He pulled the astrolabe of the /lounge/ from his robe and broke it in half, handing both halves to the egg-image of RedCream.
RedCream laughed and said, 'Yes, I know. The slave labor of the senses is as selfish as polar ice, and worsens when energies are spent on a life others regard as fortunate. To be a ruling king I will have to suffer much that cannot be suffered, and to weigh matters that no astrolabe or compass can measure.'
The ending of the words is PUMBLENUTS.
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RedCream2015-01-25 23:46
I am a feroacious phrase written in a fearsome font.
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Anonymous2015-02-08 7:44
i saw this really hot girl at the mall and had to take her picture, she was sitting with what i presume to be her boyfriend https://i.imgur.com/x5PbxWW.jpg
>>62 He didn't take the photo, and is simply reposting an old-maymay that only newfags haven't seen a million times already. That's what's /b/ about it.
>>60 Almost everyone is looking at you in that picture. Did you shout ``Say Cheese!'' before you took it?
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Anonymous2015-02-09 0:08
>>70 How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.
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Anonymous2015-02-09 7:13
>>70 No, asshead, I won't shut up. The "alphas" and "omegas" theory was made up to try to explain the behavior of monkeys in a herd. It does not apply to human beings. If you want to live in a herd with alpha, beta and omega rankings, then go live in a zoo or in a rainforest with chimps.
How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.
