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On the definition of "kilometers of dick"

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 0:14

You've probably found a phrase in the form of

66I wouldn't walk the kilometers of dick you've sucked99

However, the definition of "kilometers of dick" isn't clear. Take for instance two average penises, both of them measuring 15cm.

If a person sucks these two dicks, does this represent 30cm of dick? This is one of the first possible definitions, but it presents the problem of not fully representing the nature of the act of sucking dick. Said person would be in a remarkable state of disadvantage if he were to suck both dicks for two hours straight, while someone else sucked the exact same dicks for just two minutes and the "kilometers of dick" count were the same for both of them.

This calls for an improvement of the definition. Adding time alone wouldn't be enough, as two people could suck dick for ten minutes and end up with the same measurement, even though one of them might have sucked his two dicks very slowly and the other one might have sucked them with utmost enthusiasm.

One possible definition consists on measuring "kilometers of dick" based on the cumulative length of inward strokes, ignoring any measurement of outward strokes. For example, a dick sucker who fully inserts the dick in his mouth at a constant rate of 10cm/s, pulls back and repeats this sequence for one minute straight will have sucked 600cm of dick. We consider outward strokes irrelevant for this measurement because the velocity of the pulling-back motion isn't significant for taking this measurement.

We're still uncertain of the popularity of this definition, but this is our better guess. Further feedback is appreciated.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 1:23

I certainly have never heard that phrase, therefore, you made it up.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 9:10

>>2 I have heard this phrase. It's quite popular in England.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 9:27

>>1
I think you're correct.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 9:32

>>1
66/99 in [sup] tags used as quotes
Think you're funny, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 12:02

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 12:41

Upon searching this phrase on google, I found this thread as the first result, and this post from world4ch's /prog/: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1369865843/8

Many other results were people requesting blowjobs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 15:52

How effective of a monetary policy would it be if we attached the nominal value of the dollar to one dick-kilometer?

Name: RedCream 2015-01-22 4:04

Is the dickilometer a standard unit of measure?

A roal may be here to admit, but it is not my fate to do soa.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 4:09

>>5
Who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 4:57

>>10
I believe it is >>1

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 5:13

>>11
>>1-san never said anything like that.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 11:13

>>12
Yes he did. Paraphrasing is still essentially quoting, son.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 14:31

>>13
"I love big black cock and I wish I were a gay nigger Jew" - >>13-san.

There, I just ``paraphrased'' you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 14:59

>>9
I wouldn't like to walk the kilometers of dick you sucked, Alexo from Saint Lucia.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 22:58

>>13
No, it isn't. All changes to the original text must be marked accordingly lest they are scandalous slander.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 2:13

RedCream sucks 2 dickilometers per day.

I admit his roal on his behalf.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 3:46

>>16
Lest always takes the subjunctive. Should be "lest they be."

Consider the following examples:
I smoked marijuana, lest I be bored during class!
She bought a bag of weed, lest she spend the weekend without.
He used a bong, lest his weed run out.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 18:33

>>14
Please leave if you are going to insult me

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