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Lazy Jew Elevator

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 1:18

A Shabbat elevator is an elevator which works in a special mode, operating automatically, a way to circumvent the Jewish law requiring observers to abstain from operating electric switches on Shabbat.
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A non-Jew known as a Shabbos goy may be employed to press the buttons and hold the door for Jewish people, in buildings that do not have Shabbat elevators. As discussed in that article, a non-Jew is not expected to keep the Sabbath like a Jew. Hence a Jew may benefit from work performed by a goy if the goy performs this work for his own good and of his own free will.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat_elevator

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 1:29

Decent thread. 7/10

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 1:43

I wonder if I can get a job as a shabbos elevator operator

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 1:50

We enslave the jew by permitting or forbidding them vertical transport.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 1:53

The roal of Shabbos goy is a demeaning one. I do not care if it is admitted, therefoar.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 11:49

I wonder if adding a controller that dropped 50% of the button presses randomly on Saturdays would make it halal.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 12:00

Jewish law requiring observers to abstain from operating electric switches on Shabbat.

Laughed so hard. Jews are fucking retards.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 12:02

>>5
Alexo: the Jew nigger from Saint Lucia.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-05 21:27

>>7
Jews are good at thoughtlessly following axioms. That is why they are good at math.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 9:44

Lazy Jew Evaluator.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 15:56

Lazy Jew Dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 17:51

Think’st thou that I who saw the face of God
And tasted the eternal joy of heaven
Am not tormented with ten thousand hells
In being deprived of everlasting bliss?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-10 18:47

Погиб поэт! — невольник чести —
Пал, оклевётанный молвой,
С свинцом в груди и жаждой мести,
Поникнув гордой головой!..

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-14 20:11

>>13
I don't understand Chinese, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-14 20:20

>>14
Oh, I get it. You said that because the language in fact isn't Chinese. How droll!

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 9:01

>>14

The poet died! - honor's prisoner -
He fell, being slandered by rumors,
With lead in breast and desire for revenge,
Drooping his proud head!..

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-17 10:34

>>9
That's why they are good at sabotaging and ruining math

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