If You Are Not A Heartless Bastard

Help poor children in Uganda!

The rich children in Uganda aren't doing much better!

Help privileged children in Uganda!

Despite aggressive attempts to eradicate or diminish their numbers, mosquitoes remain numerous and are considered to be the most dangerous animal in Africa.

>>3

Are these children required to check their privilege too?

Despite aggressive attempts to eradicate or diminish their numbers, jews remain numerous and are considered to be the most dangerous animal in the world.

>>6
Ever get the feeling the Jews are just the scapegoat for the British who are actually the ones shitting up everything? You should.

>>7
Btits are jews. Look up, british israelism.

>>8
You mean Jews are British. Look up yoar roal.

>>4
Nah, negroes are much more dangerous.

I don't see how children in Uganda need my help. They live in a tropical country where bananas grow on trees and one doesn't even need clothes to survive.

Uganda's favorable soil conditions and climate have contributed to the country's agricultural success. Most areas of Uganda have usually received plenty of rain. In some years, small areas of the southeast and southwest have averaged more than 150 millimeters per month. In the north, there is often a short dry season in December and January. Temperatures vary only a few degrees above or below 20°C but are moderated by differences in altitude.

These conditions have allowed continuous cultivation in the south but only annual cropping in the north, and the driest northeastern corner of the country has supported only pastoralism. Although population growth has created pressures for land in a few areas, land shortages have been rare, and only about one-third of the estimated area of arable land was under cultivation by 1989.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_Uganda

Living in a country with harsh winter conditions and only annual cropping (also much less plentiful), I don't see why these easy-living bastards deserve my help. If children in Uganda are living in bad conditions, it is nobody's fault but the adults of Uganda. I think that just this simple, easily implementable plan would go a great way to making 95% of children of Uganda happy:

1) stop having such humongous birthrates
2) stop constant wars, infighting and bloodshed

3) stop being niggers

>>2-12
Heartless Bastards!

>>13
At least it keeps the mosquitoes from infecting us.