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HAS REDCREAM RESHAPED /LOUNGE/ AS WE KNOW IT?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-12 8:59

If you look closely at the state of /lounge/s in 2015, you find that the presence or (forced) absence of RedCream is what defines the board. Let me demonstrate:

Since RedCream begun posting here this place has changed from /g/reddit-lite to quite pleasant -- even the Administrator turned from ban-happy asshole to non-entity after RedCream emerged as a prominent voice here.

All Tablecat's discussion is, of course, entirely dependent on RedCream to keep afloat.

World4ch went to utter shit and then implemented CAPTCHA for no reason. As soon as RedCream got banned.

4ct's /lounge/ is absolutely terrible and worthless as it has always been. RedCream has never posted there.

All other /lounge/s are wastelands with one or two middling threads posted a month, not worth mentioning here. Again, RedCream never posted on them.

In summary, it appears the presence of RedCream dictates whether a /lounge/ will be worth posting in or not. Has anybody else noticed this?

Name: RedCream 2015-05-12 13:53

I have long expressed the oapinion that *chan hoasters should just change the name of their /lounge/ boards to /redcream/ and simply be done with it. I say this matter-of-fact-ly and with a smugness that is bound to enrage many readers. And yet I continue to sharpily feel vindicated moast of all foar when moot betrayed FOARchan when he tried to wreck aor gloarious /pol/ (alsoa knoan as the ((People's Republic of Rightful Social Order))). I would never betray the *chan population, as we are a pack of happy loons.

Daon with Christopher Poole! Up with RedCream! And admit yoar roal befoar she[1] gives you the goatfinger!

[1] We have nao determined that "she" is the faoul demon witch Mallory. Pfui! Pfagh! Pferoijwegsh!

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-12 14:10

Fuck off RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-12 14:15

>>2
You actually like /pol/?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-12 14:40

>>4
For a long time /pol/ was very funny and insightful. I guess if you're a squeamish faggot you can't see past all the naughty ideas being expressed, but for the rest of us it was the only enjoyable 4chan board left until joot shit all over it.

Name: RedCream 2015-05-12 14:53

>>4
You actually like /pol/?

Yes, very much soa. To poast freely and without fear, that is my goal, and soa I fulfill the whoal RedCream roal.

WHOAL GOAL /POL/ ROAL

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-12 14:58

>>5
Please go away.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-12 15:15

>>5
It was always pretty shit, and naughty ideas is a hell of a euphemism for conspiracy theories. moot should have deleted it instead of just messing around with it.

Name: RedCream 2015-05-12 16:22

>>8
moot wanted to punish /pol/ not just get rid of it.

He implied as much when he complained that /pol/ and /b/ had cost him moar than once the ability to foarm a business relationship foar FOARchan.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-12 16:46

>>9
So why not delete it? I'll tell you why, moot let /pol/ remain because he likes to think of 4chan as some sort of den for freedom of speech when it's not. Tangentially, moot is kind of dumb, did you know that?
As for not being able to profit directly from 4chan, moot never once complained about how the sole reason investors chipped in to his doomed projects was because moot presented himself as "the founder of 4chan" (part of the pitch was "freedom of speech" hence not getting rid of /pol/). Incidentally, moot's investors are kind of dumb, did you know that?

Name: RedCream 2015-05-12 18:52

>>10
moot is kind of dumb, did you know that?
Yes.

moot's investors are kind of dumb, did you know that?
Yes.

moot imagined he would be the /pol/nisher. He admitted that roal, except not in thoas exact words, oar words which were cloas to that, except we all knew what he meant.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-12 19:38

redcream the knob /pol/isher

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-13 5:14

I fucking hate RedCream. He has been shiptoasting on various textboards for how many years now? Tablecat is actually ruined thanks to him. All threads are about him, and all threads that aren't eventually become so. He has so much power over us, it's almost like watching a minor form of textboard colonialism.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-13 5:55

>>13
Go to one of the textboards he doesn't post on then. Oh, that's right, they're all to shitty. You really should thank RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-13 6:11

>>14
As someone that frequently browses RedCreamless textboards, I can definitely say there is a correlation between RedCream and quality.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-13 9:04

Is RedCream the hero /lounge/s need, more so than ever in these tough times?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-13 10:56

/Cream of the Red Chamber/

Name: RedCream 2015-05-13 13:31

>>13
He has so much power over us, it's almost like watching a minor form of textboard colonialism.

[evil laughter intensifies]

Name: RedCream 2015-05-13 13:39

>>15
I can definitely say there is a correlation between RedCream and quality.

I noaticed yoar phrasing was exclusionary. Are you speaking of a positive or negative coarrelation? You began to admit yoar roal and through a loophoal, you avoided roal completion.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-13 16:26

/lounge/ is REDCREAM. REDCREAM is /lounge/. There is no other way around. Every time you post, the content of your post is written in REDCREAMs anus, the most holy database in the world. Every time REDCREAM speaks, her voice is heard all over the word and gives you a pleasurable fart, this is what gives to a man life.
/lounge/ is not just a textboard. It's a alive entity and its name is REDCREAM.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-13 19:57

her voice
I nominate RedCream-kun-sama as /lounge/'s official honorary Touhou.

Name: RedCream 2015-05-13 23:13

I am not /lounge/.

I am life.

I am life itself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-14 8:54

Has /lounge/ literally been cucked by RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-14 9:41

>>22
Then who is /lounge/?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-14 12:56

>>23
Epic cuck meme /g/ro xD

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-14 13:16

>>24

DONGSDONGSDONGSDONGSDONGS DONGSDONGSDONGSDONGSDONGS
DONGSDONGSDONGSDONGSDONGS DONGSDONGSDONGSDONGSDONGS

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-14 15:04

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-14 16:42

>>27
Warning: NSFW link!!!

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-14 20:46

>>12
Underated poast.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-14 22:35

>>29
epic Underated poast meme /r/edditbro

Name: RedCream 2015-05-15 17:38

>>26

You have identified the marker of my old friend, Twentydongs.

I have not heard from Twentydongs foar a long time. I miss him (oar her (oar it, lacking compliance* with the previous two gender categoaries)).

* Itself a reasonable suspicion given his/her/its proanounced spoarting of a full twenty phallii.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-15 17:43

>>31 go away. no-one likes you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-15 17:50

>>32
I like her.

Name: RedCream 2015-05-15 18:19

>>32
go away
You have exceeded the natural bounds of yoar authoarity.

You ◄───────a very large distance───────► Authoarity

no-one likes you
A statistically impossible assertion. Admit yoar roal.

You ◄───────a very large distance───────► Reality

Befoar you comment further, examine this diagram:

Me ◄───────a very large distance───────► Tip of my penis

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-15 23:52

/lounge/◄─a very small distance─►RedCream's penis

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-16 2:33

>>31
I was always here, except for those times when I was out looking for twenty girls. Plant your seeds to grow your weeds then plant your seeds to fill your needs.

Name: RedCream 2015-05-16 9:37

>>35

I find such a statement to be aligned with the truth. I have always considered my penis to be cloas to /lounge/ and its inhabitants. In fact, my penis is arbitrarily cloas to you right nao. Do not move lest my penis be unable to complete its mission in yoar loacal zoan.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-16 10:42

The fact that /lounge/ is so close to both your anus and mouth, RedCream, indicates that you have a tiny penis. Not that there is anything wrong with that, I have simply stated an objective, factually-based observation.

Name: RedCream 2015-05-16 15:12

>>38

Wrong. /lounge/ is a highly distributed network of computers. That my penis is minimally distant from all parts of it (by definition) means that my penis is the largest single continuous bioalogical object on Earth. My penis is huge and frankly pervasive to Human civilization. You can not move withaot touching my penis. You can not breathe withaot inhaling some of my penis molecules. My penis is yoar god. You may now fall proastate in worship.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-16 17:58


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