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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-31 18:11

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-31 19:09

Old and tired joke.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-31 20:07

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a blind woman.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 0:24

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because your gay.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 1:03

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Her swing wasn't accurate enough to hit the ball.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 2:28

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

She wasn't privileged enough to own a car.

Name: RedCream 2015-06-01 2:41

Why could Helen Keller not drive?

Being blind at that era, she was unable to find employment of any soart to earn the money necessary to obtain the golf clubs required to drive a golf ball down the fairway.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 3:01

>>4
What about my gay?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 3:04

>>8
Your gay is the reason she can't drive. It says it right there. Please learn to read.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 4:28

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Her pair programmer was a bully.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 10:39

>>10,3,4
Haha, butthurt feminists.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 12:27

Who's this "Helen Keller"? Some woman, I'm inferring?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 17:38

>>5
I get it, it's because she's blind, thus her swings are going to miss the ball really often. It's funny because normally people aren't blind, so you'd assume it's because a lack of natural talent or practice, instead Helen Keller has no such shortbacks to blame, because she's blind!

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