Is ass-wiping wrong/gay ?

I see no reason to shitty up reams of paper and put it into the previously-clean water I just shat in then throw it all away.
What waste.
In my house growing up we always reused things like toilet paper and teabags because my mom grew up in the 70s depression.
But try doing that with the dainty toilet paper they give you now; damn things fall apart in your hand on first use.
Now I simply refuse to use toilet papers and rather have a shower after every use of the toilet.
It takes up a lot of time, but I bet the trees are loving me.
What about you?

Why did bidets never take off in the West (excluding Western Europe where they are very common)?

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Because if the bidets took off as you claim, their ballistic proafile would oanly impact our anuses!

As a woman, I think you should use toilet paper.

Get a bidet.