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This board is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 17:38

This board is shit. It's an excuse for wanna/b/e "old /b/" figgots to indulge in & express their "secret" "guilty pleasure" for childish "lel SO RANDUM AND WACKY XD XD"/whimsy "humour" and/or their delusional Figgy Newton perception of what "old /b/ use to /b/" under the guise of "IRONMAN".

"lel I'M NOT RLY AND IDIOT WHO LIKES THIS UNFUNNEY SHIT I'M JUST PRETENDEDING TO LIKE IT IN AND IRONMAN WAY WHICH SATIRIZES THOSE WHO ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT AS WELL AS PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO KNOW IT'S STUPID XD lel GEDDIT? WE'RE LAFFING @ OTHERS AND OURSELVES IN AND IRONMAN WAY GUIZE lel XD SO IRONMAN XDDD".

In actuality you're just an unfunny idiot trying too hard.

B-B-BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING IT lel RITE GUIZE? IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE KNOW IT'S BAD XD

No. You're just attempting to justify a guilty pleasure/save face.

You're not fooling anyone (apart from yourself). You're not being IRONMAN. IRONMANally, you're just posting shit attempting to masquerade as IRONMAN.

And no, this post isn't intended to be "a whole new/superior/cleverly disguised level of IRONMAN which satirizes those who dislike/disapprove of you/this a genus of marine crabs in the family Cancridaeous board"/"IRONMANally unIRONMAN", it's just pointing out the obvious which, IRONMANally, you can't see and/or accept.

I can categorically & undeniably guaranty that if you introduced this board to any sane regular Joe, they'd immediately laugh at and/or disassociate themselves from you. You'd desperately attempt to rationalize their response as crude ignorance ("TOP KLEK THEY JUST DON'T GEDDIT XD WEW WATA NEWBZ0R HUEHUEHUE"), IRONMANally, however, they do understand but they're just correctly acknowledging you're a figgot who's pathetically attempting to be a "clever" special snowflake with a "whimsical & childish yet sharp, IRONMAN, uniquely absurd & esoteric - yet IRONMANally relateable - sense of humour" & responding appropriately.

Feel free to respond with more "IRONMAN" inanity which proves my entire point, then kill yourself!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 17:50

wat

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 17:51

the state of satoshi is to realize that life is just a silly fun time in which you play games like IRONMAN and share many KEKs you might dedcide to live your life by following upvote and downvotes but that is just another game no different from any other silly game but at the end of the day this is what we do because this is what we do there is no original cause you can point to and sure maybe at some point we will move on to another silly game but for now this is the one we are playing

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 18:43

8===D ~~ ~~~~ ~ >>1-fag

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 0:20

What's this about Iron-man?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 0:36

satire is the lowest form of comedy

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 1:24

OP's copypasta is so generic you could post it to an imageboard and it would still work.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 14:16

I prefer fedora to iron man, in order to - as you say - to be more palatable for wider audience. I have no regrets.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 17:39

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-09 6:24

I a prerequisite to association with me is to see a textboard and like what you see.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-10 14:12

>>6
dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-17 15:54

>>6
I agree

>>1
In short: "If you keep pretending to be stupid, eventually, you'll forget how you pretended to be smart."

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