FrozenAnus hate thread

post ITT if you truly hate FrozenAnus

I have no idea who this person is. And I've been here since Jewt closed the textboards.

>>2
You're pretty new here!

The only cure to FrozenAnus is RedCream.

>>4
What is a ``Red Cream''?

>>5
A part of Anal Cream Rainbow:
Red Cream - increases anal heat, cures cold and gives your anus energy
Orange Cream - makes your anus happy and tingly
Yellow Cream - dries out your anus
Green Cream - saves environment and harmonizes your anal energy
Blue Cream - calms down your anus by making it colder
Indigo Cream - turns your anus into a smartass
Violet Cream - increases anal circumference, opening your anus to new frontiers

White Cream ^-^

>>4

I assume the redness thaws the frozen part, but what about the creamy anus?

>>8
It's delicious!

█ CHEMICALLY INCREASES ANAL ENERGY █

FrozenCuck

It's creamy due to the diarrhea.

Shut it gaybrain. He probably accomplishes more before his nightly shit than your ass do in a week.

>>10
Anal energy?
https://goatkcd.com/1522/