Staying Home Today

Don't feel like going in after a weekend of doing absolutely nothing. I need to accomplish something first. So I'm staying home to work on some programming, emailing in sick.

Have you stayed home yet today?!

I don't have a home.

>>2
Why not? Do you live in a cardboard box behind a ramen noodle shop or something?

>>2
You could live with me.

I wanted to, being cucked out of an hour of sleep by the facist left-wing government, but I'm not allowed.

>>5
Do you have a blog? I would read it.

>>6
Oh yeah? Methinks you didn't even read my post. Prove you would read my posts and maybe you'll get to see my blog. Not the guy you're responding to btw, but I do have a blog.

First thing I'm going to do when I get to work tomorrow is chug two bottles of Delsym. The effects should hit me at about lunch, and I should be in a complete dissociative state by 1pm at the latest, and won't be able to walk or talk or think until midnight. Let's hope that it will be an interesting trip, /lounge/.

What programming language is this?

>>8
That doesn't sound safe.

>>6
I don't. I doubt you would like it anyway.