Neuro-atypicallity

What qualifies some as being a neuro-atypical? Is it just autism? Or do the other things that plauge the Anon-o-sphere (for example) also count, like pedophilia, extreme social phobia, incest fetishism, illiteracy, etc?

Not going on Reddit or 4chan is a good start for not being a neurotypical.

Real neuroatypicals are hikki pedo schizophrenics who like to start fires.

>>3

hikki

Once, in college, I got in an argument with a bus driver and didn't leave my room for a month, and I always long to return to NEETdom. So I think I at least have hikki tendencies.

pedo

Y-yeah. ;__;

schizophrenics

No, but I'm really into dissociative drugs and feel like I've been on the edge of psychosis in a few of my darker moments. Does that count?

like to start fires

Yep. When I was five, I was playing with a lighter and burn the house down. Later, I would start fires out in the woods.

So, am I a neuro-atypical?

>>4
What did you argue about?

>>5
She didn't stop at my stop and refused to let me off before the next stop, which was almost a mile away, so it was either walk a mile through Niggertown at dusk or ride another loop, which was like 45 minutes.

>>6
So what happened??! Did you end up walking that niggertown mile, or did she relent and stop for you?

>>6
But women can't drive!

>>7
It was the bang bus and they performed coitus.

>>7
I waited out the loop and pouted for 45 minutes. I am not a real man, I am a coward, a loser, and a bitch. Someone should kill me.

>>10
No, you should learn to respect yourself more.

>>6
Did you report her? You should have punched her.
Why didn't she stop at your stop?

>>11

You should have punched her.

He's a NEET, not a dindu.

It's not just autism, but it does have to do with a lot of the things that make up autism. I think if someone has a tendency to put things a certain way that's odd, has a tendency to be incredibly aloof in certain respects no matter what... e.g. someone who doesn't understand the consequences of their actions to the end of choosing something to benefit themselves that's to the detriment of someone else without, understanding why that's wrong, being unable to understand that pointing out someone has made a spelling error not necessarily holding imperative value in a circumstance. Things like that may render someone non-neurotypical. They aren't always that way, but a lot of the time if there's an aspect of someone that is strange and remarkably stubborn they may be non-neurotypical.

>>10
It's not to late to change your cowardly, loser-y, bitchy, arsonistic, druggie-ish, pedophilic, hikkikomori ways!

>>14
I'm 69 years old, I have testicular cancer, herpes, breast cancer, leukemia, osteoporosis, hallucinogen persisting perception disorder, tinnitus, and probably AIDS too. I stopped bothering to go to the doctor years ago. I'm addicted to opium, shrooms, duster, freon, gasoline, and nutmeg. I'm paying alimony to six women and a tranny while on disability. I have six DWIs and arrest warrants in ten states, and they are waiting for the 13 year old to give birth so they can do a paternity test on the baby. Again. So no, it is very much to late to change my cowardly, loser-y, bitchy, arsonistic, druggie-ish, pedophilic, hikkikomori ways!

>>12
Can't you just use "nigger" like a normal person? It's such a pain to keep up with your 4chan memes.

>>16
Oh boo-hoo, it's such a pain to take 30 seconds of your time to do a search to find out the meaning of terms, right? Typical lazy Millennial brat. With shits like you in charge, it's no wonder why the dindus are on the loose running wild.

>>17
Why should we waste 30 seconds of our precious time on your outsider maymays? This is not 4chan.

>>11
What's to respect? I couldn't even get a real programming job. I ended up using a master's degree in CS to be a sysadmin. What a failure I am.

I told her I was going to report her, but I was too afraid to send the email to her boss. I don't know why she didn't stop, because she would usually play on her phone for ten minutes.

>>14
How though? It has to be something easy, because I don't have a lot of discipline.

>>19
Programming jobs are shit. CS degrees are useful only to become a professor.

because she would usually play on her phone for ten minutes

What?

>>20

Programming jobs are shit. CS degrees are useful only to become a professor.

Academic circlejerking is the best way to enjoy computer science, while code monkeys get put in a tire and set on fire to entertain niggers. Are you sure you're on the right website?

What?

Literally what I exactly said. She would sit at the stops and play on her phone when she wasn't driving. Maybe not ten minutes, but long enough to be annoying. This was, like, 2012, and it was a shitty looking flip phone (probably a razr), so I can't imagine what she was doing. Everyone loathed taking her bus because of that. She must have broken up with someone, because she wasn't in a texting (or stopping) mood that day.

Dubs

>>18

precious time

Right, from such world shattering activities like watching Chinese cartoons and coding toy programs.

>>16

It's such a pain to keep up with your 4chan memes.

It's not longer strictly a "4chan meme", it's been spread out on the Internet far and wide enough to make it so; much like the word "Weeaboo" has.

>>10
You took the best course of action possible. Though next time you can read an interesting book instead of pouting.

>>24

it's been spread out on the Internet far and wide enough to make it so

[citation needed]

The correct term is neurodiversity

>>27
Finally! A fellow non-racist on this board!

>>28
We don't allow your type here.