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Drugs thread!

Name: Anonymous 2016-03-25 9:10

Which 2hu would you drop acid with?
Which Rozen Maiden would you do stims with?
Which Higurashi would you do dissociative with?
Which Lucky🌟Star would you huff solvents with?
Which Ichigo Mashimaro would you shrooms with?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-09 19:31

>>80
Vicious salnder.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-09 20:52

>>81
Satoko sees plenty of vicious salamanders, if you know what I mean. (I mean the shriveled chink cocks of the dirty old men of Hinamizawa.)

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-09 23:13

>>82
Fuck off Teppei!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 3:56

>>83
Selling meth to Teppei and fuggling little Satoko as payment!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 6:06

>>84
T-thats forbideen!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 6:53

>>85
All the fun stuff always is.

Lolis:
Weed:
Lisp: illegal
illegal
illegal Castration:
Salvia:
Ada: legal
legal
legal

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 7:52

>>86
(Post truncated)
It doesn't work that way, you stupid ass.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 8:01

>>87
Hmm, what's worse: being a smartass or a stupid ass?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 12:33

>>88
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-10 21:17

>>87
What doesn't work what way?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-11 5:47

I'm going to quit work and just become a junkie.

Also, what will this do:
ᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢᠲᠥᠯᠦᠢ

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-11 19:20

>>91
Don't do that. Just imagine how disappointed Shinku would be. You'd be even worse than Jun.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:27

>>92
I do not live my life to please fucking Shinku of all people. Rika would be happy for me. That's, in addition to the fact that she is cuter, sexier, and sweeter, is why she is so much better than Stinku.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 0:13

>>93
Uh, did you ask her? I'm pretty sure Rika does not appreciate shit-for-brains dropout junkie losers. Maybe she could conceal her disgusted well enough to show pity, but that's the most you'd get.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 1:53

>>93
fucking Shinku? Mind your manners, you uncouth lout.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 3:08

>>94
Rika's idea of normalcy is starting the day in a single room shack behind a church, walking to a one-room shack where she gets molested by her senpais every day while some dried up old cunt slurps down ``curry'' and sits idly by while her friend gets beaten by her uncle, walking back home and getting told how beautiful she is by creepy old chink peasants, spending the night doing an erotic fertility dance while said chink peasants pollute a river, and finally getting totally shitfaced while talking to her imaginary friend and waiting to get raped and murdered by Takikeno. Rika would totally appreciate my fancy-free approach to life, where there are no expectations and we wouldn't have to pretend to be happy for everyone else.

>>95
Fucking Shinku in the mouth!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 3:21

Please do not mock Keine the cow!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 3:43

>>97
Cows can't do drugs, so it doesn't even bear mentioning Keine.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 6:22

Has anyone else had a spiritual experience while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICpRT855-DI while drunk and high?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 11:34

>>99
No

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 15:59

>>98
Why would dolls do drugs though?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 19:25

>>101
They don't need to eat, but they still HAMBAGA~.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 19:38

That's not how they procreate!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 22:24

PROCREATE IN MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-13 22:27

>>102
*Flower hamburger

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 5:49

>>105
*Salisbury steak with an egg on top

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 11:58

>>106
*Meatloaf with egg mixed in

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 22:59

>>107
I sure could go for some meatloaf right now. Mhhh, meatloaf, served with brown gravy on mashed potatoes and steamed zucchini.

I'm sure my mother would make it for me if I went home this weekend, but I went home last month and it was the same old song and dance of "when are you going to get married?" and "do you think your could get your fat and lazy nigger-lover sister a job where you work?" and "it's okay if you're gay, son, we love you anyway", so I'm not doing that shit again for at least another six weeks.

Thank you for reading my blog.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 23:01

>>108

But seriously, when are you going to get married?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 23:09

>>109
When child-marriage is legalized again and I can finally walk Rika down the aisle.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 23:14

>>110
Even in some bizarre world where ISIS conquers the earth the lolis flow freely, it still would not be legal to marry a video game character.

You need to get your shit together, dude. Your sister is a racemixing NEET whore. You are the only one who can save the dynasty. You need to start a harem and get ten or twenty women pregnant a year if you don't want to suffer the fate of the Hapsburgs or Caesars.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 0:10

>>111
I don't give a fuck about my dynasty of crackheads and killers, dude. All I need is Rika and my 2hus by my side to be happy. If my parents deserved grandchildren, then they would get them, but as it is, they raised one nerd and one slut. That's what they get for not drowning me in the bathtub when I was little. I'm not the one who made my 16yo mother fuck my 15yo father to conceive me. All I want is some meatloaf. Why must I be inundated with increasingly desperate pleases for me to function like a normal human being just because it is glaringly obvious that I am the smartest one in the family?

Maybe I'll just make the fucking meatloaf myself. In fact, I'll do everything myself. I'll even slaughter the cow. Actually, that gives me an idea....

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 0:20

>>112
my 16yo mother fuck my 15yo father to conceive me
Wow! You really are a new breed. A nigger AND a spoiled brat. Awesome!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 0:35

>>112
it is glaringly obvious that I am the smartest one in the family

You are the King of Niger. Congrats.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 0:55

>>113
Nope, I'm white. My father has worked every day of his life, and has become a very rich man. His brothers, through, are the same pieces of shitty white trash that the rest of the family is. I am, quite literally, the first in my family to graduate high school, much less college. And did I get money from the government? "No, you white man oppressor!" And did I get money from my father? "You fucking leach, you think I'm going to spend my money on your education? I've got your sister's nigger friends to support!".

>>114

It is glorious. They all put their trust in me to drag this family out of the gutter. Jokes on them, I'm just about the most worthless person you could find.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:06

>>115
Where did you get the money then? And don't tell me you had a job when you were studying, because you were shitposting night and day.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:22

>>116
I did work though. In the oil field, as all the other men in my family do when they aren't drunk, strung, out, or imprisoned. For my father none the less. Think that was easy? Think again. He wanted me to "earn the respect of the crew", even though they are all easily replaceable spics who so I was given the worst jobs and hours over the summer. I still managed to shitpost because I had a smart phone.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:24

>>117
Should have jumped out of the platform and drowned yourself in the sea.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:29

>>118
Why are you being so mean to me
?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:41

>>117
If any of that is true, congratulations, you actually deserve much more respect than I usually give you.
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