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Name: Anonymous 2016-08-10 10:44

Since it has now been 127 weekdays since Valentine's day, I think it is time for everyone to report on how their love lives are going. Have you found a special friend yet, /lounge/? Got a crush on a girl you're too cowardly to talk to? Been dropping hints to your sister about that incest fetish? Sent chocolates anonymously to that cute new coworker? Beaten a black prostitute to a bloody pulp recently? Took that dental assistant you met last year out for coffee? Found that friendless latch-key child that doesn't get enough attention or affection yet? Met a girl at a bar? Saving up to send "Natasha" from Leningrad enough money to come and visit you? Tell us all about it here! (No homos allowed.)

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-10 13:22

I found a pic of Rika and since then can't think of anything else.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-10 14:31

I'm kind of on the lookout for a girl but no one in particular yet. Maybe I should take some courses to meet someone

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-10 15:51

I was behind a blond woman with a cute little olive baby in the store the other day. She turned to me for just a second and I saw her black eye and busted lip. I was struck by how strong she must be to make it through such a hard life. I immediately fell in love and began day dreaming about whisking her away to a happier place to provide for her, to treat her like the princess she deserves to be treated as, and to raise her son as my own. But I know I could never be good enough for a woman like her. All I could do was reach over and slide my credit card before she could hand her food stamps to the cashier. As soon as the transaction was approved, she pushed her cart away in a hurry, her difficult life, full of hardships and exploitation, no doubt leaving her unable to trust in kindness and goodwill of strangers. I hardly heard the cashier tell me that my card had been declined for my purchase as I watched the florescent Walmart lights gently reflecting off her infant son's silver Nike Air shoes fade into the distance. As I was leaving the store emptyhanded, I saw this wonderful woman paying it forward by giving her foodstamps to another person, brightening their day as I hope I did hers. So though I will be eating only crackers and mayonnaise this month, I am proud of the fact that I took the tiniest of steps towards making the world a little better of a place.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-10 15:59

Sardinian is my favorite Romance language, it lets you really appreciate how different Classical Latin is from the Vulgate.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-10 16:44

>>4
Never talk to me or my wife's son ever again!

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-11 1:13

>>8
I, in all honestly, laughed harder than I have in a while. That was truly /lounge/ quality !

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-11 2:44

>>5
You might find the "Peregrinatio Aetheriae" interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-11 4:45

>>1
I'm switching to another waifu and leaving the old one as backup waifu in my waifu harem. Shes the sweetest animu person you know and makes my heart doki-doki when i imagine her.
Unfortunately i can't get a dakimakura because of privacy issues.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-14 18:29

>>5
I think Romansh is a really curious and under appreciated language

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-15 0:20

>>10
If we're talking lesser known Romance languages, Aromanian is more my taste.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-15 1:05

My favorite romance language is English.

English is lexically a romance language.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-15 10:47

>>12
no your thinking french

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-15 14:27

>>13
duhuhhhuuuuuuuuuuu

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-15 21:08

I think it is time for everyone to report on how their love lives are going.

Dude, everyone here's an acne-riddled NEET and probably overweight. Unless you're talking about 2D waifus or something, you're not gonna get any on-topic replies.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-15 21:41

>>15
This isn't 4Chan, kid. We're mostly the epitomizing, Godly examples of European and Slavic success in the physical, mental, social and monetary sense. I would be surprised if there was a single pimple or unnecessary ounce of body fat on any of us. Except for the /g/s like you who need to go back.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-15 21:59

>>16
 I counter your sage with a (´∀`∩)↑age↑

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