One Life In Russia

Hi, guys and girls! I have began translating the story of my life in English!
https://github.com/saniv/text/blob/master/one-life-in-russia-eng.md

Still work in progress, so critique is welcome.

You're a torturer!

At least, something to read. Today is a beautiful day.

great

I'm soooooooooo tired of this Russian poo-bear whining about his life in Russia.

i sex bussia bear in anus gole

>>5

That is written to stop you whining at how bad are things in the west.

>>7
It's not even communist in Russia anymore. What's to bitch about?

>>8

try living in there then.

>>8

russians are white niggers

>>9
I would if I could. Better than living in a commie-socialist-feminist-post-white Western shithole.

>>11

what stops you?

Russia - our fascist power,
Russia - our Nazi country.
Black Hundred, a great glory -
Your heritage for all time!

Hail Mongolian noble blood,
To non-Russians centuries-old shame,
The ancestors of this ugro-finnish race!
Hail, a ruscist! We are proud of you!

From villages of Chechenja to Eskimo igloo
He pitched our Lebensraum good.
One you are in the world! One you such -
The Russian people - of Antioch holy!

lol vodka

It was hard to believe that this is happening in the 21st century - the century of individualism, when civilized people no longer think of a slave, "we", more free thinking "I". I tried to see in the Russian individual persons or personalities, but realized that it was like trying to detect a wasp bite you in the hornet's hive. Lies, theft, cruelty, meanness and Russian do not have to learn - these qualities are incorporated in the Russian on the animal level and default perceived as the Russian-esteem. Russian child begins to speak and lie at the same time. Previously, I had more liberal views, and now I became a russophobe. I thought that Russia - is a diaper, and Russians are the shit in this diaper. Silly washing diaper outlived itself, therefore, place it in the trash, and Russia's place in the dustbin of history, along with the Russians. But alas, Russia - worse than diaper that if it stinks, then nobody touches, Russia - an explosive gas station. And no decent man will call himself "Russian", for Russian - a nation of serial killers, thieves and slaves. As no sane man will take unto himself the sins of others. Not all villains are Russians, but all Russian are villains. "Russian" - is "the adjective" branded on the slaves, meaning slave belonging to the Moscow Empire.

Russian Ten Commandments:
1. Kremlin - your master and God. You shall have no other gods.
2. Do not trust anyone except the Kremlin and do not make an idol of anyone.
3. Do not let the enemies of the Kremlin's direct blasphemy against the Kremlin; because the Kremlin will not leave unpunished that taketh his name in vain.
4. Remember the 9th day of May and the VDV day, to sanctify them.
5. Honor and Russia 1 RussiaToday, that thy days on the land which the Lord, the Kremlin is giving you.
6. Kill in the name of the Kremlin.
7. Give your wife the guard.
8. Steal in the Kremlin name.
9. Lie in the Kremlin name.
10. Desire land Kremlin neighbors.

Even the Russian language began to cause disgust, because Russian language can not boast of any conciseness of Hebrew, nor the simplicity of English or Chinese wisdom. Russian language creates spelling mistakes because Russian text on the order of magnitude more difficult to edit, because a small change requires spreading edit around the whole sentence. To use the Russian language to design projects - would be like to drive nails with a piece of feces.

Russian language is limited, like the system signals in the colonies of harmful bacteria, and honed over the centuries criminal Russian history under certain cannibalistic goals. Russian constantly prove that the main applications of their language - is: negative, false propaganda to murder and cover murders committed by Russians. Russian language is positioned as a tool for defecation, breeding demagoguery and spread negativity. Russian language is alien to the mind and creativity. Several centuries russian liberals have tried to ennoble the Russian language by introducing into it the words and knowledge of the civilized languages, but only made Russian a more monstrous monster, because as the Americans say, "you can not polish a turd."

We get it you don't like russia

When the Russian population will decrease enough, following items could be brought to life:
- The freedom of all the republics, including the republics of the Caucasus, Tatarstan republic in Siberia and the Urals;
- Nuclear Disarmament (no place for weapons of mass destruction in the 21st century);
- The elimination of the russsian military industrial complex, entailing tax cuts (investors will not pay for Russian military ambitions);
- A ban on the army outside of NATO troops (nothing will embody the next Russian ambitions in the prolongation of Russian swamp);
- The elimination of corruption, pensions and other social levies (taxes not go to feed the parasites, including corrupt officials);
- The refusal of the ruble, with the replacement of it by Euro or US dollar;
- Reform of education along the lines of American universities and the teaching using the English language;
- Liberalization of the labor code;
- Lifting of the ban on same-sex marriages;
- Simplified visa and customs regime - a haven for investors, without protectionism, which is the business of cheap labor;
- The elimination of Russian plebs as a class (the legalization of hard drugs, birth control, with the auction for the right to the birth / adoption of additional children over and above the quota);
- Replacement of the Cyrillic to the Latin alphabet and the gradual replacement of Russian by English, by deprecating purely Russian word, replacing them with English ones (elimination of the language barrier for investors and entrepreneurs).

they misunderestimated russia

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леса, оттепель

I don't really care for Russia or Putin, as I call him "pootin" that much. Their personal beef with Ms Clinton was beyond the pale in that it gave the nuclear codes to a destructive egomaniac who is literally orange.

>>24
Stop being racist, orange-americans are people too.

>>25
Yeah but they're not the kind of people we need in America.

>>26
What, you want...to forcefully deport them?

>>27
No, round them up into camps.

translation is almost finished, ending with me in soviet mental institution

>>24

destructive egomaniac

You mean Mrs. Clinton? Cause she is the one that wants war and she is the one that has destroyed Libya. Trump is the peacenik here.

>>30
Trump is the only egomaniac around

>>31
Keep believing the bought and paid for biased corporate mainstream media.

>>32
I'd rather believe corporate mainstream media than be subject to fake news and racism.

>>33
That's more irony than Tony Stark.

>>33
That's more dubs than James Roosevelt Roosevelt.

more liek PUSsia

>>33
So fake news on leftist media is OK while unbiased reporting on Breitbart is a no-no? You are a brainwashed idiot is all.

>>33
And racism has long become a meaningless word, you can't even slander anyone with it anymore. You're a racist.

>>37
Unbiased is just code word for hatefulness, "truth" isn't more important than the wellbeing of society's most vulnerable. There's a reason bias exists, to protect the most vulnerable. And yes that does include LGBTQ+ and POC. Sorry. Only the most privileged of white males claim that "truth" is more important than love. The rest of us just want to be protected from the hate, our lives are at stake. Can't you see that?

>>37

breitbart
unbiased

and lol @ alt-wrongers calling anyone brainwashed

>>38

And racism has long become a meaningless word, you can't even slander anyone with it anymore. You're a racist.

I don't deny being racist.