Real-life shitposting ideas

* barge into a bus and scream ``HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?'' at one random person
* point to a cat and say ``this dog looks sick''
* order a pizza. when the pizzaman comes, make a trollface and say that you did not order anything and will not pay
* admit your role out of nowhere

Iranians believe those who begin winter by eating summer fruits would not fall ill during the cold season. Therefore, eating watermelons is one of the most important traditions on Yalda Night.