[Penis Enlargement General] How to enlarge your penis with a proven & tested method. [Jelqing]

Greetings. My name is Nikita, but you can call me 'Big Dick Ivan'.

In this general we'll be discussing how you can maximize your manhood enlargement journey gains, giving YOU the confidence you need in your sexual life.

A foreword first, there's NOTHING wrong with going with or reading about penis enlargement. It's just a confidence boost; if you're OK with what g_d gave you then just TURN AROUND and go with your daily life, nothing wrong with it either. I personally am well-endowed, but all the disinfo online convinced me to write this guide for you people.


What is Jelqing?
Jelqing is basically a 100% natural penis enlargement method in which you SQUEEZE and STROKE your penis together (Think of it as if you're milking your penis!).

Does it really work?
Millions of Americans stand by this method. If you keep it up, you can expect to gain up to 2 inches of length AND girth in just a few months of continuous jelqing. As with a lot of things, you get your results depending on the amount of work you do.

So, how do I do it?
Follow these simple steps:
1. Make sure you are SEMI-ERECT (very important).
2. Make an open circle with your fingers by having your Index finger touching your thumb (OK hand sign).
3. Have your penis inside this circle, and have your hand as close to your body as possible.
4. Apply pressure and S L O W L Y slide your hand to the top. Make sure to stop before the penis head.
5. Do the same thing with your other hand whilst still holding your penis with the other hand.
6. Let go of the first hand and repeat for about 5-15 minutes.

And that's it! Just keep this up 2-4 times a week, and you're golden.

Is this safe?
It's safe, but you have to watch out for certain things.
For starters, make sure you're not fully erect while doing this exercise. Also there might be some side effects, but they are TEMPORARY and go away within a day or two.
You might want to do this with lube to prevent chaffing, but doing it without is just fine as well and won't affect your gains. Just don't over-exert yourself.

Should I buy some equipment?
Only if you love wasting your money. Many will tell you to buy useless crap, but you have to remember that themselves are selling this CRAP and so have something to gain out of it. Meanwhile I have nothing to gain, and so I'm recommending to go full NATURAL.


Any questions can be asked here, and I'll answer them to the best of my ability. Any and all unrelated shitposting/shilling will be reported.
Keep it civil.

stop shitpoasting and make your're are game

Is this true?

Nikita is a woman in man's body. She doesn't need big dick. Stop spreading this silly disinformation, you commie putinist shills!!!

>>3
Jelqing doesn't increase length, just girth
so no it's not true

>>2

make your're are game

Wasn't Nikita the one with the web browser?!?

@1

I prefer supplements rather than rough exercise :D http://www.pinhealth.com/collections/sexual-wellness

>>7
Reported for shilling your own products
enjoy your ban

>>6
Nikita = make your're are game spell of hamstery
Cuddeer = make your're are non-bloated browser

I've always thought about doing this, to be honest.
Can never have too much dick.

>>10
Jelqing makes your dick fall off

Maxwell Barrett is a poser. He isn't gay at all, and I'll tell you how I know. Let me take you back to the time in the gym locker-room when he witnessed me undress. So, there I was, completely nude, and the guy seemed totally disinterested. The alleged homosexual didn't even look twice. He looked, saw what he saw, and looked away. He's a self proclaimed gay, yet he didn't lunge for my package; the anomaly left me spellbound. After months of speculating and theorizing, I've come to my conclusion.

It all started the beginning of senior year. Maxwell used to date girls and everything, all up until the incident. So, we (the class and I) were constructing a wooden fence around the perimeter of the school, a supposed effort to build good relations between classmates, and during which Maxwell found something in the dirt. I don't know if anyone else saw, but the guy uncharacteristically shoveled his hand into the dirt, clawing whatever it was that caught his eye. Then like a man possessed, he shoved the thing into his pocket, engulfing everyone in a cloud of dust.

I remember watching him come to, emerging from the depths of unconsciousness. He fanned the dust away from his face, confused. Everyone pointed and laughed at him, the entire side of his leg ridiculously dirtied. I wanted to ask what it was that he found, but preferred to keep my distance; I knew from the jump that he wasn't all whom he seemed. I witnessed him switch at the drop of a dime, and it was clear he was unaware of his own condition.

Throughout the coming months, I noticed many peculiarities, none of which fit the mold of a typical homosexual, but instead painted a portrait of an obviously disturbed individual. When no-one else was watching, I once caught Maxwell at the end of sticking a pencil through his ear canal. I'd only learned the bloody thing was a pencil after he'd pulled it out of the opposite side, licking it clean of wax, brain matter, or whatever god-awful thing it accumulated. It was an elusive sighting I had the better sense of keeping to myself, but I'd witnessed the occurrence on more than one occasion; each time barely able to bear the sight. This was one of the layers to Maxwell that only I knew, and I was fascinated.

Based on my own observations I can say with the utmost assurance that Maxwell was a young man possessed. My theory: the church grounds upon which our Catholic school was built was deeply rooted in the occult at one point, and whatever it was that Maxwell had initially found was a cursed relic. I surmise it gravitated to his innocence, and by some evil, compelled him to acquire it, thus allowing it to gradually manifest and acquaint itself with Max's innards until the looming eventuality of the corporeal domain went under the demon's full possession.

I know the possession is in its final stages, for the demon has begun exercising its will over Maxwell, compelling him to claim homosexuality over the internet of all places, which will inevitably push him further from the church, thus playing on the demon's chances of never breaking hold of its grasp. The demon may, in fact, be a homosexual. A gay demon. And, I propose this based on its choosing of Maxwell. Max is a delectable young man, with a marvelous toothy smile, fair skin, the deepest dimples one could get lost in, beautiful almond eyes, and a luscious helping of auburn hair, always neatly quiffed to the side.

There are no certain terms as to what the demon seeks to accomplish, but in the pool unpredictable outcomes, lies the certainty that it will try anything. Maxwell's homosexuality may be the first of a series of uncanny traits to be exhibited. I think an exorcism must be performed on him before it's too late. I just hope as of writing this he hasn't already committed some atrocity. I suggest a close eye be kept on gay bars in his area, furthermore one should not approach him with a cucumber or any other cylindrical object— and that be for Max's own safety. Self inflicted mutilation is a phenomenon of the possessed; the underlying assumption here being that a virgin anus would be the prime target of a gay demon.

>>11

Jelqing makes your dick fall off

Myth

>>11
I sure hope not, because i just started

I can't understand why people would do this.
Are there really people so self-conscious that they resort to this?

>>15
YHBFT

That doesn't work

bump