Name: Anonymous 2018-02-11 2:01
poastlang is a new systems programming language that uses repetitive shitposts and meme phrases as language constructs. A simple database, which may be maintained separately from any implementation in a distributed manner, maps memes to syntax trees with a pattern matching DSL. The frontend compiler uses state of the art NLP to deduce shitposts from context where possible. poastlang core is thus virtually syntax-free and future proof by design.
Example:
roughly translates to the following C code:
Example:
hax my anus
check em
until I FUCKING LOVE Jewsroughly translates to the following C code:
#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
int i = 0;
for(;; i++) {
if((i%100)%11 == 0) {
printf("%d\n", i);
}
}
return 0;
}