I've a Plan to Convince Reddit Unban Me

I will keep sadistically killing helpless animals, one a week, until they unsuspend me. That will get them nice PR. What do you think about it?

"Threatening to harm pets or neglect them is a common Narcissistic Abuse tactic employed by Narcissists, Sociopaths, and Narcopaths. Only Dark Triad personality types tend to actually go through with it, but threatening to harm a pet is an extremely abusive way to psychologically manipulate and emotionally control a partner who is attached to an animal or who has a high level of emotional sensitivity to animal rights or abuses."