WAKE UP. YOU'RE IN A COMA.

THIS ISN'T REAL. WAKE UP. WE MISS YOU!!!!!!

If this isn't real how would I know who "we" is supposed to be?

I don't have anybody who would miss me.

>>3
You'd be surprised. PLEASE WAKE UP!

>>4
Why would you say this and not tell me how to wake up or who is sending me this message? Sorry memer, but I just don't get it.

>>5
become WOKE famalam

>>6
Huh?

>>7

It’s Twitter slang for someone who is very liberal and “progressive” on issues like social justice. They call themselves woke because they say other people are asleep/ignoring certain social issues. But more often than not it’s just people thinking they’re smarter or more virtuous than they actually are.

But in this context, I was making fun of “woke” while also referring to physically waking due to the coma joke.

It’s not funny when you have to explain it though.

>>8
I know what woke means, I don't understand how that relates to being in a coma other than the obvious pun.

>>9
Obviously it is the pun that relates. Wow.

>>10
I'm afraid it wasn't funny or witty as a joke. Pardon me for thinking better of you than a simpleton.

I WANT TO WAKE UP

CANT WAKE UP

SAVE ME

>>11
I find that pretty damn hard to believe.

>>14
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

NOW THAT'S FUCKIN' BASED