Name: Anonymous 2018-05-15 7:56
A technocratic, transhumanist, Industrial Revolution-defending professor and frequent litterer was teaching a class on Alexander Bogdanov, known anti-environmental activist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Slavoj Žižek and accept that he was the most enlightened philosopher the world has ever known, even greater than Henry David Thoreau!"
At this moment, a brave, primitivist, Post-Leftist who had memorized all of Ralph Waldo Emerson's "Self-Reliance" and fully recognized the destruction of the hunter-gatherer communities after the advent of agriculture stood up and exclaimed a question.
"Technology apologist! Who is John Zerzan?"
The arrogant futurist smirked quite progressively and smugly replied "A backwards spear hunter and petulant reactionary, you stupid Homo Habilis."
"Wrong. He is a courageous activist against civilization and revolutionary post-Situationist. If he was such a reactionary, then why did he support a revolutionary overthrow of technological hierarchies?"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Popular Science Monthly. He stormed out of the room crying those domesticated Marxist tears. The same tears leftists cry for "post-Marxism" when they try to argue that human health would suffer under a lack of technology. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Fredric Jameson, wished he had studied human nature and become more than a pathetic technocracy shill.
The students applauded and all became primitivists that day and accepted Bob Black as the highest Luddite theorist to yet exist. A wild dog named "societal alienation" ran into the room and began organizing a hunting party. "Walden" was read several times, and Harold Barclay himself showed up and called all the students filthy civilization lobbyists.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was given a loincloth and forced to cancel all of his immunizations before his berry-gathering service.
And the students name? Ted Kaczynski.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Slavoj Žižek and accept that he was the most enlightened philosopher the world has ever known, even greater than Henry David Thoreau!"
At this moment, a brave, primitivist, Post-Leftist who had memorized all of Ralph Waldo Emerson's "Self-Reliance" and fully recognized the destruction of the hunter-gatherer communities after the advent of agriculture stood up and exclaimed a question.
"Technology apologist! Who is John Zerzan?"
The arrogant futurist smirked quite progressively and smugly replied "A backwards spear hunter and petulant reactionary, you stupid Homo Habilis."
"Wrong. He is a courageous activist against civilization and revolutionary post-Situationist. If he was such a reactionary, then why did he support a revolutionary overthrow of technological hierarchies?"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Popular Science Monthly. He stormed out of the room crying those domesticated Marxist tears. The same tears leftists cry for "post-Marxism" when they try to argue that human health would suffer under a lack of technology. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Fredric Jameson, wished he had studied human nature and become more than a pathetic technocracy shill.
The students applauded and all became primitivists that day and accepted Bob Black as the highest Luddite theorist to yet exist. A wild dog named "societal alienation" ran into the room and began organizing a hunting party. "Walden" was read several times, and Harold Barclay himself showed up and called all the students filthy civilization lobbyists.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was given a loincloth and forced to cancel all of his immunizations before his berry-gathering service.
And the students name? Ted Kaczynski.