get married before 25

men can be expired goods too, not just women.

the longer you wait to settle down, the more cocks your future wife will have taken. people always date within their own age groups.

inb4 women will divorce rape me or whatever (99% of young women work and even have careers nowadays so this meme really only applies to boomers)

I could probably get back with my ex if I really felt like it, but she had a kid with another guy, and that's a deal-breaker, worse than pretty much anything else.

I'm just not good at meeting new people though. Dating apps seem lame. Meeting someone through the internet? No thanks. And if they're quick to meet you and date you using an app on their phone, how many other guys have they done that with too?

And it seems like a job application, but for relationships. And there are more guys than girls on these apps, so you have to compete. Like a girl will look through tons of messages and then pick and choose who to reply back to. Nah. I don't like that idea.

Romance is naive and doesn't really exist in our modern era, but Tinder/OKCupid/etc is just not for me either.