Introductions Thread

Hello everyone! Let's be friendly and get to know each other better. I'm serious. Let's all introduce ourselves -- with reasonable limits for privacy, of course. Don't doxx yourself, obviously.

I'm a college student and software developer who lives in a big city in America. I am very depressed.

Your turn!

>>4

But it's cool to say basic stuff

No it's not you horrible little faggot. Literally nobody on an anonymous board gives a fuck about you and your godawful story, except that it would be cool if you killed yourself after returning to reddit.