Bugmen

Instead of homesteading, these men are getting excited about cardboard playing cards that they spent tons of money on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ5Btv9Obw0
Culture is dead and buried. Modern life is an abomination.

Yet another proof that these old conservative religious boomers are the worst scumbags of humanity.

MTG is gay

Card games are extremely exploitable by companies making them. The poor autists don't understand you can print your own cards basically for free and play with friends.
No, they gotta have the original and pay the equivalent of videogame per card.

Most of "tabletop" gaming is overpriced garbage on par with paying 100$ for plastic figurines.
Since the props and items used for these games are entirely non-functional you can replace them with anything, like a piece of paper with "X has ability Y" and the game will not be affected(yeah, a piece of paper might not look like a Space Marine or an Elf, but it costs nothing to make and replace).

Dice? random.org provides fast and unbiased dice service.
You can download pirated rulebooks and manuals in a tablet and reference it as you wish.
Zero cost tabletop/card gaming is possible, the only barrier is that the people lack imagination.
Imagine if i told you the only thing required for chess is a cardboard piece with a drawn chessboard and 32 piece of paper labeled QKRBNP in red or blue ink: will a game with these paper pieces be different from a chess set game?

I'm such a NERD for being a MINDLESS CONSUMER DRONE xDDDDDD and somehow I think this makes me AN INTELLECTUAL. I know all the MTG and POKEMON cards and I know stupid trivia about made up shit like HARRY POTTER but I don't even put in half that much effort into my job! Life sucks ass, but instead of talking about politics or social issues, I'd rather argue about LORD OF THE RINGS or BATMAN! xDDDDDDDDDDD

civilization was a mistake

these kinds of people are the worst

oh and people like in >>6 tend to be leftists too lmao