Glasses

Imagine you're expecting to see better with glasses. Wear them for a week - you see clearer. But now your normal vision is much worse and you Need glasses.
Glasses are like maintenance drug that hides the symptoms and makes them worse at same time.

Glasses are completely pointless in almost all situations. Can't see the board in class? Sit closer. Can't read 50 Shades of Grey or Harry Potter or whatever garbage book in front of your face? Good, suck on it.

I just depress the Ctrl and + keys at the same time, it has the same impact as putting on glasses but without the hefty price tag.

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you can't do that IRL.

Glasses are less dangerous than contact lenses