The Virgin Evacuator vs Chad The Practical Genius

https://www.reddit.com/r/HurricaneFlorence/comments/9ep1bn/everybody_going_come_thru_heres_the_link_to_the/

tfw people think that fans can change weather.

Previous Chad attempts involved shooting at the Hurricane.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/sheriff-warns-people-shooting-hurricane-irma/story?id=49741491

If you tan in the sun you are still white, however what we call NPC-white. Good worker stock and cannon fodder, but can't be expected to comprehend reality.