political parties suck

leftists: billionaires suck, also let's stop polluting the planet
me: amen
leftists: also fuck white people, and let's flood white countries with immigrants
me: ah fuck why do you have to be like this

conservatives: I like white people, morals, christianity, and family values
me: sounds good
conservatives: also climate change is made up, and let's not help each other
me: oh for fuck's sake