political parties suck

leftists: billionaires suck, also let's stop polluting the planet
me: amen
leftists: also fuck white people, and let's flood white countries with immigrants
me: ah fuck why do you have to be like this

conservatives: I like white people, morals, christianity, and family values
me: sounds good
conservatives: also climate change is made up, and let's not help each other
me: oh for fuck's sake

Remember how Cohen was going to "flip" on Trump? How about Manafort? What about the NYTimes story on Trump's taxes that were going to take him down? How about Mueller? Has anyone heard from him in weeks?

Teflon Don. Innocence is Kevlar baby.