Name: Anonymous 2018-10-26 21:16
Not Online: Boomer who somehow managed to avoid technology all this time. The modern day equivalent of being illiterate.
Online: Apps, banking, using social media (but not being obsessed with it), casual memes, occasional games, not a big deal, just normal shit. High-functioning in the world. Life exists outside of the internet. This is good.
Extremely Online™: Perpetually angry, extreme world views, mental health issues, up to date on the latest memes, hates twitter but uses it anyway, subtweets constantly, tries to get people fired, mad about politics, angry about dumb internet shit that nobody in the real world knows or cares about (because it's fucking dumb). Not even necessarily very tech-savvy, most of what they do revolves around social media rather than general tech. Might not know about IT or programming stuff, and instead uses their phone most of the time. Always upset, gets hostile really quickly, even to people who are not Extremely Online™. Bizarre opinions and expectations. Not a good way to live your life.
Are you Extremely Online™?
Online: Apps, banking, using social media (but not being obsessed with it), casual memes, occasional games, not a big deal, just normal shit. High-functioning in the world. Life exists outside of the internet. This is good.
Extremely Online™: Perpetually angry, extreme world views, mental health issues, up to date on the latest memes, hates twitter but uses it anyway, subtweets constantly, tries to get people fired, mad about politics, angry about dumb internet shit that nobody in the real world knows or cares about (because it's fucking dumb). Not even necessarily very tech-savvy, most of what they do revolves around social media rather than general tech. Might not know about IT or programming stuff, and instead uses their phone most of the time. Always upset, gets hostile really quickly, even to people who are not Extremely Online™. Bizarre opinions and expectations. Not a good way to live your life.
Are you Extremely Online™?