"Just be Yourself"

People tell me that I'm insincere and trying to look like somebody else, that I should be more open and be myself. But I'm unsure if they really want to know that I'm gay paedophile and jerk at photos of teen boys, when alone. So yeah, I'm trying to pass a hetero male who is interested in girls, while in fact I think girls are annoying as hell, they are all self indulgent attention whores. Boys are much better.

>>1 that I'm gay paedophile and jerk at photos of teen boys, when alone

I assume you have enough spare change to buy 1/2 gallon of gas (petro)

Simply sit down on the pavement and pour the gas over your head and allow to soak in for a full 2 minutes. Now sit back and lite a match and sing out Hare Krishna and in less than 22 seconds all of your problems will be solved. (Will result in the most extraordinary sexual experience you will ever have)