Who are your favourite gods?

Mine are Ru (from DCSS) because he does not give a shit and is a proponent of gnosticism and Kumiromi (from Elona) because he is best girl.

Suzumiya Haruhi

Dionysus (/daɪ.əˈnaɪsəs/; Greek: is the god of the grape-harvest, wine making and wine, of fertility, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and just getting your rocks off.

Bacchus God of agriculture and wine and the son of Jupiter (Zeus in Greek mythology). He wandered the earth, showing people how to grow vines and process the grapes for wine.

>>2
this

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I could feel Asakura lifting her knife up. Where would she start? The throat arteries, heart? If I knew how I was going to die, I could at least be prepared. At least let me close my eyes...what's this!?

I suddenly felt the air shake. The knife began to fall upon me... At this moment, the ceiling gave out a loud cracking noise, followed by debris falling down. A loud booming hiss which seemed to sound like "Have you read your SICP today?" filled the air. I lifted my head and discovered... Standing in front, catching the blade with his crotch-snake, was the robed figure of The Sussman.

"You and your forced indentation." The Sussman said in his usual expressionless tone, "You think you can defy my power?"

"You want to get in my way?" Asakura sounded calm. "Once I kill this person, Suzumiya Haruhi is bound to have some sort of reaction. Only then can we obtain more cudders."
"You are supposed to be my backup." The Sussman said in a mantra-like tone, "This sort of insubordination is forbidden; you must obey my commands."

"What if I refuse?"
"Then I will send you to the land of Java."
"Would you like to try? I have the advantage here, since this classroom belongs to MIT."
The Sussman removed his wizard hat and set it on the floor before removing a wand from a pocket on his robe. He pointed it at the knife in her hand and murmured. Shortly after, it started glowing brightly. Then, like the sugar cube being placed into a cup of tea, it slowly crystallized and dissolved and fell towards the floor like powder.

Asakura released the knife and jumped five meters away. Opening up the distance in an instant, Asakura landed elegantly and continued smiling as usual. The Sussman raised his wand and pointed it directly at the ceiling, not taking his eyes off Asakura. The wand released a wave of glowing white parentheses and the space around The Sussman began to distort.

"It's time for some ENTERPRISE QUALITY!" Asakura cheerfully cried as she conjured the spirits of the JVM, producing a flood of boiling-hot coffee that rushed its way towards The Sussman, who stood motionless, parentheses continuing to issue from his wand like electromagnetic radiation. "You think your turkey solutions can stop me?" The Sussman said calmly before lowering his wand, forming the pool of parentheses now gathered around him into a sharp pointed cone aimed at Asakura. Suddenly he shouted "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISP!" and the parentheses shot forward into the waves of coffee, pushing the boiling hot liquid back towards where it came.

>>5
and just so. Kawa Scheme was created

Nothing

Worshiping nothing is the best religious stance:
You aren't a theist
You aren't a kike, unlike christtards
You aren't a pedo, unlike christtards, kikes and muslims
No irrational beliefs, at least when it comes to religion
If any gods actually exist, they will most likely look at you more favorably than at pedo kikes such as christians, because lack of belief in YHWH marks you as more intelligent than your peers, who believe in YHWH despite overwhelming evidence that he's not real
If any jealous gods exist, they will look at you more favorably than at theists who believe in gods other than them. Since the space of possible jealous gods is infinitely greater than space of gods who are YHWH, it is infinitely more rational to disbelieve in YHWH than to believe in him.

>>7
If god didn't love pedos he wouldn't have made children so efficient to rape. I'm afraid your whole "surely God will love me for refusing to pedo out" shtick is a cope. God loves the strong because God is strong, to dominate a child thoroughly with your penis is the only way to heaven.

>>7

pedo such as christians,

That would be mostly Catholics.

The Catholic Church is the Church that supports and forgives Pedophiles.

>>9
No, all one-god religions promote child rape because they are hierarchical (ie. those with power can enact their will). Presbyterians, Muslims, Jews have massive pedo problems themselves, in fact Israel is notorious for harboring people convicted of pedophilia in other nations and not extraditing or punishing them. Meanwhile Muslim nations are also famous for (mostly gay) pedo stuff, and Presbyterianism is the force behind child trannies and the likein USA/UK.

But why don't Hindus and Buddhists and Jains and et al have massive pedo problems in their societies? Oh yeah, they didn't fall for the "one god" meme.

>>10
christians don't have one g_d

>>10

Muslim nations are also famous for (mostly gay) pedo stuff

There is no such thing as "gay pedo", rapists who rape boys are not interested in men, are interested in women, and are actually more likely than average to have a wife and their own children.
And they are actually attracted to their wives, this is not a cover up, unlike with gay men who get wives.

Important fact is that all 3 sandnigger religions - jews, christians, muslims - forbid adult men having sex with adult men (not "males", but "men"), but say nothing about raping the underage.
In fact, bible is more OK with raping a child than it is with eating shellfish.

Pedophiles put themselves under the LGBT umbrella in rebranding effort
https://www.lifesitenews.com/blogs/pedophiles-put-themselves-under-the-lgbt-umbrella-in-rebranding-effort

A pedophile group is trying to destigmatize pedophilia by calling themselves “Minor Attracted Persons” (MAPs) rather than pedophiles.

Gay groups are up in arms because in the process the same pedophile group is claiming to be part of the LGBT community, even having gone so far as to create their own version of the rainbow flag for Gay Pride Month.

This should come as no surprise.

In essence, the MAP group is attempting to re-hitch its wagon to the gay community, which, for the sake of political – and judicial – expediency, distanced themselves from the pedophile cause beginning a few decades ago.

For the last dozen years or so, the gay rights movement has focused the lion’s share of its energy on what appear to many to be conservative issues: winning same-sex marriage and the right to openly serve in the military.

Yet the warm, fuzzy, family-oriented, “American as baseball and apple pie” picture of gay culture presented to the world by gay activists is a far cry from the movement’s origins in the 1960s and 70s when groups like NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association) were an integral part of their coalition.

Much more of the CRAP to read if You must just click the link

Bumping this topic.

>>12

they are actually attracted to their wives

People also get attracted to their cats. Also, people marry to have kids, not to have sex. In fact, marries couples dont have much sex at all.