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Mark S. Zuckerberg

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-28 16:18

When I interviewed Mark S. Zuckerberg, I immediately thought that he was a charming, polite guy. When he talked, he did so with a typically Midwestern drawl. He has raised a large family and has a massively successful bankruptcy law practice in Indianapolis, and is widely regarded as an expert in his field. Searching YouTube with the query ‘Mark Zuckerberg Indiana’ brings up countless media interviews and appearances.

He also has no connection to the Facebook founder, other than his name and his Jewish heritage.

“I used to speak across the country, and people would say my name and know who I was, and now I’ve lost my entire identity”.

Since the rise of Facebook, and the thrusting of the founder into the public eye, Mark S. Zuckerberg has found him being confused for his socially awkward, sweatshirt donning namesake on a daily basis. He cringes whenever he hears the all-too-familiar phrase ‘are you that guy’?

“Whenever I call my credit card company and they ask for my name, they hang up because they think I’m playing a prank… I was taking a flight and I went through security, and I had to show them my ID and the guy looks at me and says ‘Oh my God!’, he goes ‘Are you him?’, and I’m like ‘Do you think I’d be flying Southwest Airlines if I was him?'”

Mark S. Zuckerberg has completely lost his identity. Tragically, for someone who has built a career upon honesty and integrity, he has seen his last name being turned into a pejorative that describes especially underhanded behaviour, ‘Zuckerberging’.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-28 16:18

For Mark, getting a Facebook account was by no means a trivial task. On the basis of him sharing a name with the founder, he had to send off copies of his birth certificate, driver’s license and even his Indiana bar association certificate just to even open an account. The process dragged on so long and was so tedious, he even had to go as far as to threaten legal action.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-30 3:13

>>1

Just bring back Myspace back to it where it began. Facebook's suck even when it is launched! E.g, you cannot browse other international facebook's users just like the past Myspace does and currently people are using facebook just like an billboard advertisement and Zuckerberg obviously know that and turn his fuckbook into his $$$ cash cow!

Beside who is still currently gossip in facebook now with Twitter take over, dude?

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-30 6:42

I'm very happy that Facebook is dying and Twitter is taking over. Twitter doesn't force you to use real names and feels a lot like the old internet.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-30 9:17

>>4
Twitter is a direct competitor of this site, so you will probably get banned for that remark if you don't edit your post asap.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-30 9:19

My Twitter accounts get randomly shut down and start demanding a phone number to continue. Most likely because I use a VPN, but it is pretty annoying since I'm not made of SIM cards.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-30 9:25

Browsing "shitter" while logged in is a nightmare and I can't believe people subject themselves to having to click multiple times to reveal all the comments on a tweet, especially since the only good comments are certain to be concealed three clicks deep under an 'may be offensive' warning. Meanwhile, if you are browsing without being logged in you get all the comments revealed to you with zero extra clicks required. It's not hard to see why I browse twitter with no account and have simply memorized the relevant 'nexus' accounts that I can visit directly.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-30 11:08

having a twatter account
I'd like to interject for a moment:
https://mastodon.social/

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-30 12:04

>>8
That stylized speech bubble logo is horribly cucked and round cornered. I think not, Anon. No.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-30 13:08

The following types of content are explicitly disallowed and will result in revocation of access to the service:

Sexual depictions of children
Content illegal in Germany and/or France, such as holocaust denial or Nazi symbolism
Conduct promoting the ideology of National Socialism
Speaking in german

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-30 20:32

>>10
Is Nazism somehow related to naked children?

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-30 20:32

>>11
Hitler was a child porn star.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-31 2:46

Hitler was ostensibly a Christian. What's interesting is that Christians, like Jews and Muslims, have faith based on one or more books, one or more books of words. Since, according to the standard principles, no statement can be 100% true and can, in fact, only be, at most, 50% true, this means that these book-based faiths are based on falsities or lies at least half the time. What Hitler should have done is follow his feelings and renounce books as an influence in his feelings.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-31 4:27

>>13

What does Nazi have to do with facebook and it founder? Although facebook is well known to have many fake accounts, just like how fake nazi's idea is.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-31 5:07

>>6
host your own vpn on a static ip

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-31 7:05

France's MeToo creator on trial for allegedly speaking in german

She said she hoped the trial would be "an opportunity to hold a real debate on ways to fight against sexual harassment".
The TV executive says he flirted with Ms Metoo inappropriately on a single occasion, but her gender-based harassment has ruined his career.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-31 7:36

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-31 8:15

Facebook been throwing shade but only because the moms on there so damn fat.

Name: Anonymous 2019-05-31 11:23

>>15
There's only so many IPs to go around, new comers are out of luck re static IP.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-01 10:32

Fat moms = fat lol on fb

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-01 11:29

static IP = fat chance for n00bs

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-01 12:11

trying to selling static ip is like trying to sell crack rock to straight niggers, everybody want it, none want to pay the right price!!

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-01 12:15

>>8
Gab.com and Mastodon are merging, I think they will prove, combined, to be a powerful twitter competitor.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-01 13:22

>>23
Not really. Gab plans to be a part of federated ActivityPub system that powers mastodon, its adding its own "Gab server(s)" to the system that is much harder to block(due federated data) vs standalone gab sites.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-01 23:29

>>24
I'm personally excited about it, merging Mastodon and Gab covers the whole spectrum and could prove to be a deadly combination, I honestly think they will be able to compete with Twitter directly.

Name: Anonymous 2019-06-27 10:21

>>15
Can I host it on your residential IP so I stop getting data-center-related CAPTCHA's all the time?

Name: Anonymous 2019-07-11 7:32

Steve Wozniak who had delete his own facebook's account is telling all the users to do the same!

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