Name: Anonymous 2019-08-08 1:21
What? Does It Make You Feel Like Calvin Has Been A Bad Boy And Now He's In Hell?
He'll Never Got To Heaven. Heaven's Only For Good Souls Like His Plush Tiger Friend Hobbes And I Guess Calvin Deserves To Live In Hell Forever For Being A Bad Boy In The Comic Strip that lasted from 1985 to 1995 and he's a lot worser than Bart Simpson and Dennis Mitchell Right?
I can hear him saying, Calvin: "But Satan I Don't want to Live in Hell! I want to go to Heaven or Purgatory with Hobbes!!" And Satan was like saying, Satan: I'm Sorry, Kid but you'll never go to Heaven. Heaven's only for good souls like your plush tiger friend." And Calvin was all like, Calvin: "But I'm a Good Soul!" And Satan Said: Satan: "To me I don't think so kid! You are a lot worser than Bart Simpson and Dennis Mitchell The Menace and I Mean those other two troublemakers are not dead yet, but you are Calvin! So you belong in Hell For All eternity And That's FINAL!!!!"
I'll bet Calvin's parents have just about had it with their son who is always a troublemaker and hates the world, So they decided to kill their son by putting him in the electric chair and electrocute him and his soul didn't went to heaven or purgatory but to Hell where he meets Satan the Dark Prince.
He'll Never Got To Heaven. Heaven's Only For Good Souls Like His Plush Tiger Friend Hobbes And I Guess Calvin Deserves To Live In Hell Forever For Being A Bad Boy In The Comic Strip that lasted from 1985 to 1995 and he's a lot worser than Bart Simpson and Dennis Mitchell Right?
I can hear him saying, Calvin: "But Satan I Don't want to Live in Hell! I want to go to Heaven or Purgatory with Hobbes!!" And Satan was like saying, Satan: I'm Sorry, Kid but you'll never go to Heaven. Heaven's only for good souls like your plush tiger friend." And Calvin was all like, Calvin: "But I'm a Good Soul!" And Satan Said: Satan: "To me I don't think so kid! You are a lot worser than Bart Simpson and Dennis Mitchell The Menace and I Mean those other two troublemakers are not dead yet, but you are Calvin! So you belong in Hell For All eternity And That's FINAL!!!!"
I'll bet Calvin's parents have just about had it with their son who is always a troublemaker and hates the world, So they decided to kill their son by putting him in the electric chair and electrocute him and his soul didn't went to heaven or purgatory but to Hell where he meets Satan the Dark Prince.