Real Life Hacks

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Well, Romero’s door jammed one day. He was in his office and was trapped in there, and we couldn’t get the door open. It was after-hours, so we couldn’t call building maintenance, and we were all standing around trying to figure out what to do, when it occurred to me and I said, "You know, I do have a battle axe in my office."
Yes, this thing really works.
— John Carmack

but were they wearing pants?

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What a waste. We won't have more Carmacks, just more gooks, because Carmack selfishly decided to get his default Asian wife.

>>3
She is old. Couldn't he find a younger chick with his money?

>>4
Shes one year younger then him(48 vs 49)

>>4
the time to get young women is when you're young yourself. otherwise you're setting yourself up to be cucked/robbed/killed for your money because she doesn't actually like you.