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Corona-chan Escapes Containment

Name: Anonymous 2020-01-25 9:26

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 18:22

>>600
If you stockpile enough food and take a job leave, you can probably hide at home that whole time, reducing you chance of getting infected. All the time working on your personal project, like Temple OS.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 18:22

>>600
Got me thinking, lots of social activities require close contact. Normies can't live without social activities.
They will not handle self-quarantine more than they can handle alcohol. They will hide symptoms to avoid becoming quarantined outcasts and continue to maintain 'just a flu' delusion until the late-stage pneumonia(since average normie will not have means to distinguish 'bad flu' from Bat Soup Fever from Hell). Normies are defined by their social status, and will see it as becoming the new lepers.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 18:35

Clown World, Slovakia:

https://twitter.com/PellegriniP_/status/1232005167580696576
Peter Pellegrini
@PellegriniP_
I resolutely deny hoax tweets that I have got a coronavirus. A total nonsense.
8:11 PM · Feb 24, 2020·

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 18:41

Clown World, Department of Truth
https://twitter.com/StateDept/status/1232372512824139777
@StateDept
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9m
.@SecPompeo
on responses to the #coronavirus in China and Iran: Censorship can have deadly consequences. All nations should tell the truth about the coronavirus and cooperate with international aid organizations.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 18:43

Clown World, Department of Anal Medicine:
Applying essential oil to anus 'cures coronavirus': Iranian cleric
https://www.alaraby.co.uk/english/news/2020/2/25/applying-essential-oil-to-anus-cures-coronavirus-iranian-cleric

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 18:48

Clown World PR department, Newest update:
BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
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1h
U.S. CDC: "We're asking folks in every sector, as well as people within their families, to start planning for this, because as we've seen from the recent countries that have had community spread, when it hit in those countries, it has moved quite rapidly"

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 19:08

Clown World:
Scientific Proof obtained Corona-chan is unstoppable.
Science News
@ScienceNews
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12m
The virus behind COVID-19 spreads more like the flu than SARS or MERS. Stopping it is "like trying to stop the wind ... containment was never going to work."
https://mobile.twitter.com/ScienceNews/status/1232378194445164544

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/what-coronavirus-pandemic-would-mean-outbreak-epidemic-who
What happens if WHO declares COVID-19 a pandemic?

The coronavirus that causes COVID-19 has reached this point, unlike SARS or MERS, because it spreads much more like the common flu than those more severe, but less transmissible viruses, says Michael Osterholm, an epidemiologist at the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis. “Trying to stop influenza transmission is like trying to stop the wind,” he says. “Containment [of COVID-19] was never going to work.”

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 19:25

Democratic Sen. Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut called making the briefing "classified" was "inexplicable" and that if the American people had heard what senators were told, there would be "outrage" and "uproar."

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-coronavirus-control-us-problem/story?id=69198905

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 19:31

Senator Shaheen (D-NH) just asked HHS director point blank why this morning's briefing to the Senate was labeled as TOP-SECRET and closed to the public. She added that "it would be very helpful to the public to hear what was being said." #COVID19

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-25 19:50

Washington (AFP) - The White House plans to spend a total of $2.5 billion fighting the deadly new coronavirus as infections mushroom around the globe, US media reported Monday.
https://news.yahoo.com/white-house-asks-congress-2-5-billion-fight-041621182.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 20:30

China Xinhua News
@XHNews
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12h
The world needs China's experience to control the epidemic: WHO expert http://xhne.ws/RjHAS

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-25 20:50

canadian doctor leading the WHO team in China departed from Beijing to Geneva for a press conference, after traveling throughout China, including Wuhan. No quarantine, no mask. "We are careful," he claimed.
http://archive.is/CXos0

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 22:13

No one cares

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-25 23:51

>>608,609
What could it be.......?

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 0:51

Is this the schizo boomer thread?

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 4:04

>>612
Well we're fucked now

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 4:11

>>615
Pretty much.

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 6:55

The Associated Press
@AP
· 5m
A Japanese government spokesman says organizers are going forward as planned with the Tokyo Olympics a day after an IOC veteran said a viral outbreak could lead to the games being canceled. By @StephenWadeAP. http://apne.ws/LrZg4Gw

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 6:57

SecAzar praises POTUS’ historically aggressive efforts to control the coronavirus in the U.S.
https://twitter.com/trumpretweets_/status/1232560000318529542

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 7:25

Sam Kim
@samkimasia
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39m
Once again proving among the world's most innovative nations, South Korea has created a drive-thru coronavirus clinic..
https://twitter.com/samkimasia/status/1232557316886523904

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 7:29

>>620 How would you name this?
McCorona's / Coofers / Nothingburger King

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 7:52

Amid coronavirus outbreak, Indonesian government plans to pay 5.2 million USD to influencers to boost its tourism
https://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2020/02/26/govt-to-pay-rp-72-billion-to-influencers-to-boost-tourism-amid-coronavirus-outbreak.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 8:11

Military rounds up California's homeless into white buses, takes them somewhere. Speculated as prep for mass public transmission of corona.
https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message4277595/pg1

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 8:43

https://twitter.com/YoungLaria/status/1232563406915407872?s=19
This video claims this Iranian woman infected with #coronavirus

Showed no symptoms. Looks similar to videos out of China (dropping and convulsing)

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 8:47

>>596 Second case:
South Korean Justice Ministry official in charge of 'Coronavirus' commits suicide
http://www.ariranginstitute.org/new-blog/2020/2/25/south-korean-justice-ministry-official-in-charge-of-coronavirus-commits-suicide

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 9:25

https://twitter.com/JoeB14ck/status/1232586699672186881
Joe Black
@JoeB14ck
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42m
🇨🇳
- Allegedly, donated aid materials are selling at a supermarket in China. #coronavirus

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 10:08

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 10:22

>brazil
>man arrieves from Italy on a plane and goes to the hospital on suspicion of corona
>test is POSITIVE for corona
>doctors send him home because they need a check test before they put him on quarantine
>he's being remotely treated at home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjVSh-I3f7Y

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 11:51

Iranian President Rouhani: We will not quarantine any city and the people should not care about rumors
https://www.shafaaq.com/en/world/rouhani-we-will-not-quarantine-any-city-and-the-people-should-not-care-about-rumors/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 12:09

>>626
Can’t wait to hear how this is actually based and sticking it to evil imperialists from my favorite cadre of twitter marxists.

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 13:11

fecal aerosols(colloquially 'farts') infective at 200 meters according to simulation(probably more with wind).


Those living in the same building in Amoy Gardens vertically either above or below the infected individual became ill very quickly, nearly all at the same time. The infected person never met face-to-face with the vast majority of those he infected.

Detective work traced the transmission to broken plumbing in the building, the breaks allowing virus-laden diarrheic gases from the infected man to move into their apartments. Later work found that these infectious, bathroom-generated plumes traveled to other buildings in Amoy Gardens and infected people there, too. Simulation research has shown that such virus-laden plumes can travel up to 200 meters,
https://pubsonline.informs.org/do/10.1287/orms.2020.02.01/full/

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 13:21

FEBRUARY 25, 2020
Even as the coronavirus begins to spread around the continent, EU officials have steadfastly refuse to implement border controls, insisting that the sanctity of open borders is more important.
“We agreed to keep borders open, closing borders would be a disproportionate and ineffective measure at this time,” Health Minister Roberto Speranza also told reporters in Rome on Tuesday.

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 14:44

Clown in Chief condemns alarmist media being scared of the flu:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1232652371832004608
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Low Ratings Fake News MSDNC (Comcast) & @CNN
are doing everything possible to make the Caronavirus look as bad as possible, including panicking markets, if possible. Likewise their incompetent Do Nothing Democrat comrades are all talk, no action. USA in great shape! @CDCgov
.....

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 15:04

Man receives $3,500 medical bill for coronavirus test after returning to US from China
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-test-medical-bill-china-us-miami-osmel-martinez-azcue-a9358146.html

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 16:27

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 18:34

Name: Clown World News 2020-02-26 18:57

Wuhan nurses' plea for international medics to help fight coronavirus | World news
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/26/wuhan-nurses-plea-international-medics-help-fight-coronavirus

Name: Clown Disease Control 2020-02-26 19:53

China deploys a favorite weapon in the coronavirus crisis: A crackdown on VPNs
https://fortune.com/2020/02/25/coronavirus-china-vpn/

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 20:29

Trading News
@4xInsight
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3h
GERMAN HEALTH MINISTER SPAHN SAYS CORONAVIRUS INFECTION CHAINS IN GERMANY CAN NO LONGER ALL BE TRACKED

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 21:24

Bat Soup Fever
People coughing at the airport bar
Bat Soup Fever going around
Borders closing, press in fear
The Bat Soup Fever is getting near

People staring at TV clowns
Explaining how to wash your hands
No world leaders wearing masks
Are they reptiles in disguise?

Storming stores and clearing aisles
The might is right before disaster
Its just the flu, denial grows
As well as sudden flocks of crows

Vaccines are coming, they ensure
The rich elite have them for sure
Open the borders, screw the rest
In quarantine will not invest.

Hospitals filling, the press in shock
Bat Soup Fever clears clowns in stock
Sirens droning, the state is set
System ripe for the great reset.

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