Prepare for Corona-chan multi-state cluster transmissions. The Clowns in charge won't cancel it.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/LAMarathon?src=hash&f=livethe LA marathon is happening on Sunday
They are NOT canceling it
25,000 people from 50 states and 35 countries shoulder to shoulder for 4-5 hours sweating, spitting, getting cups of water from thousands of unscreened volunteers.
THE VIRGIN QUARANTINE vs Chad Giga-Spreader Marathon Runner
Travels everywhere, asymptomatic due Chad Immune System keeping corona at bay
Ignores quarantines and won't stay at one place
Runs marathons, skis in the Alps, fucks all local women
Picks the busiest restaurants for epic Chad meals
Corona clusters follow his trails
News report on "Newly infected with unknown source, no foreign travel history" as virgin biologists can't trace Chad.
Spits anywhere he wants
Never wears masks, claims its a nothingburger flu
Clogs local sewage with enough fecal matter to infect entire city at once
Wins the marathon with developing pneumonia, shrugs it off
Will be written about in history books and medical journals long after he dies